Thought I would post this here instead of starting a new topic like I've done in the past.
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied, My husbands cheque book !!
A prospective husband in a book store Do you have a book called,Husband the Master of the House?"
Sales girl: Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!
Someone asked an old man: Even after 70 years, you still call your wife darling, honey, luv. Whats the secret?"
Old man: I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her."
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper - so Id be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!
Husband to wife Today is a fine day."
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again, next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day."
Finally, after a week, the wife cant take it and asks her husband Since last week, you have been saying 'Today is a fine day.'" I am fed up. Whats the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you
