This is a fun little game I learned from another forum I go to. You simply insert something into the vending machine, and the next poster states what they received, followed by what they inserted into the vending machine. Here's an example (with fake names):
Bob's post: *inserts five dollars*
Jane's post: *receives Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator* *inserts two dollars*
However, you are not restricted to inserting cash into the machine. The forum I got this from has some pretty crazy stuff coming out of the vending machine. The ideal way to post is with asterisks (*) in front of and behind what you get & receive. Making other comments is a-ok!
Please be respectful of each other and don't get too naughty. PG-13 MAX!
Also, two post rule applies! For example, Bob has to wait until someone has posted after Jane to reply.
Please, in the course of this game, do not insult anyone's custom content. This is meant to be a fun game and not a flame war.
I'll start us off:
*inserts three dollars*
* receives a 3-dollar bill *
* inserts a stack of 500-Euro notes *
* receives a Coca-Cola *
* inserts (U.S.) $1.50 *
* receives two shares of AIG Stock (worth less than $1 US nowadays :P) *
* inserts a Loonie ($1.00 CAD) *
*Recieves a pass to go to 3RR (http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?board=159.0)*
*inserts a nickle*
*receives a Zimbabwean $1,000,000 dollar bill*
*inserts 12 Chuck E Cheeze tokens*
*receives a stuffed monkey and a dartboard*
*inserts a ATM card*
*receives a government funded financial bailout*
*inserts £13.26.5 entirely in halfpenny coins*
* Recieve a fake I-pod*"
* Insert Nk.25 (Imaginia's currency, worth about 15 euro´s) *
* Receives a 4 GB USB Flash Drive *
* Inserts a MasterCard credit card *
* Recieves warm fuzzy feeling*
*Inserts lint from coat pocket*
* recieves the same lint from coat pocket *
* inserts SC4 CD *
*recieves a cuppa Tea*
*inserts empty cup*
*receives paper cup of cold, year old hot chocolate in the empty tea cup *
*inserts a penny*
* Receives season's tickets to Edmonton Oilers
* Inserts used kleenex
* Receives used kleenex
* Inserts right index finger
* Receives nerdly's chopped index finger
* Inserts nerdly's chopped index finger
* receives an argument about the speed of falling objects - Curse you, newton! :angrymore:
* inserts a physics textbook*
*recieves rules about posting, " A Gamers Guide to play the Vending Machine "....
* Inserts a raw steak
* Receives dead Vampyre
* Inserts DVD
* receives The Terminator on ye olde video casette
* inserts a dictionary
*receives a bottle of cold Newcastle Ale
*puts in empty bottle of Newcastle Ale
/steals vending machine for an unlimited supply of beer!
ooiii Hey there Kevin no stealling the machine now tisk tisk!!!!
* Receives golden ticket for a new vending machine
* inserts nerdly_dood :D
*out comes a car automata* $%Grinno$%
*Inserts brown box*
* Receives a dependency *
* Inserts hotel key card *
*Receives a compromising video of metarvo in a hotel room with a ....*
*Inserts a Gummi Bear covered in cat hair*
*recieves a large cat*
*inserts a key to a '77 Volkswagen Scirocco*
*receives brand-new 2010 Ford F-150*
*inserts second set of keys to brand-new 2010 Ford F-150*
EDIT: Whoops broke the rules of my own game!
*Receives brand-new 2010 Ford F-150*
*Inserts 20 gallons of gas *
*Doesn't make it out of the gas station*
*Inserts flash drive*
*receives 2TB portable HD*
*inserts LAN cable from school*
* Recieves free Internet
* Inserts old aptiva computer *
*Receives 5.25" floppy disk.*
*Inserts like-new paper plate*
*Receives a steak dinner*
*Inserts a fishing lure*
*receives a large rainbow trout*
*inserts a small purple crystal*
*Receives a book on gemology*
*Inserts ticket to Disneyland*
* receives a posse of screaming kids to take along
* inserts additional 2GB RAM
* Recieves a almost complete PC; only the 2GB RAM is missing ;D
* Inserts ZB$1.000.000.000
* Recieves $ 5.00 USD
* Inserts same $ 5.00
*Receives a $5.00 footlong sandwich from Subway*
*Inserts a power line isolator*
*receives a bucket truck and the insulator gets returned with it*
*inserts a box of rusty parts*
*Receives can of WD-40.*
*Inserts ice cube.*
LoL Joan would that be the regualer can of WD-40 or the industrial size barrel of WD-40???
* Recieves scotch on the rocks
* inserts Mini Cooper
* receives crumpled heap of destroyed Mini Cooper and a puddle of gasoline
* inserts a can of pinto beans
*Receives plastic spoon*
*Inserts bucket truck received earlier*
* Receives Bus Ticket
* Inserts 1.21 Gigawatts
* Receives 1.21 Watts
* Inserts fragment of shattered camshaft received earlier
receives totalled honda NSX
inserts microsoft zune
*recieves an Apple iPod*
*inserts 6 blank CD-R's*
*Receives 6 blank DVD-R's*
*Inserts Shell gasoline credit card*
*recieves free gas for life*
*Inserts FukitolTM Pill*
* receives dozens of the best BATs out there
* inserts the copy of Life magazine from November 10, 1972 that's been lurking atop his bookshelf for the past several months for some reason
*receives 543 POW's and 1271 MIA's*
*inserts a Philosoraptor*
*receives a reptilian philosopher*
*inserts the meaning of life*
Just a quick note: What you get does not have to make sense.
*receives a DVD called: "Monty Python and The Meaning of Life"*
*inserts a USB stick*
*receives a cupcake with byte missing*
*inserts a jar full of greed*
*Receives a brown corrugated box full of debts*
*Inserts U.S. $1 gold coin*
*doesn't fit in slot*
*Out pops welder to aid you*
* inserts welding equipment
Quote from: nerdly_dood on March 18, 2009, 02:42:43 PM
* inserts welding equipment
*didn't get anything back because the welding equipment welded the slot shut*
*inserts stick of dynamite*
*receives explosion*
*inserts sulfuric acid in a can*
*Recieves a can of Coca-Cola*
*Inserts used tissue*
*Gets an irresistible urge to sneeze*
*Inserts 1944 calendar*
*Receives atomic bomb prototype*
*inserts laptop*
Recieves pocket calculator
Inserts BarbyW
*Receives incredible SimCity4 advice with a smile
*Inserts Nintendo Wii controller
*Receives ye olde Nintendo Entertainment System from 1985*
*Inserts 2 AA batteries*
* Recieve a Vandergraaf-generator
* Insert a Brainiac
* Receives a Rubik's cube
* Inserts Rubik's cube
*Receives scrambled Rubik's cube*
*Inserts baseball*
*receives football stickers :P
*inserts armoured rage....
*Receives hot potato*
*Inserts spiral notebook*
*receives the Gutenberg Bible*
*inserts 42*
*receives a towel*
*inserts a bike wheel*
* receives shreds of rubber and scraps of decimated aluminum and bits of thick wire knots
* inserts Godzilla
*receives Mothra*
*Inserts can of bug spray*
* Recieves dead bugs
* Inserts the final episode of BSG
*Receives new toaster*
*Inserts stale bread*
*Receives French toast*
*Inserts §10*
*gets punched by spring loaded Boxing Glove trap*
*inserts above poster*
*Receives below poster*
*Inserts water bill*
*Receives submersible water pump and gets water bill back*
*Inserts library card*
* receives library
* inserts one of the library's ancient computers
*recieves Dell PC
*inserts the last seven hours spent waiting for ST6.0.... :angrymore:
*Receives ST 7.5*
*Inserts SC4D LEX DVD*
* Receives 4 gigabytes of the best of the best SC4 custom content available anywhere
* Inserts the parking ticket on that car across the street
*Parking ticket has trouble going in, due to being somewhat wrinkled.*
*Re-inserts ticket after pressing it against the machine repeatedly in an attempt to flatten it.*
* Recieves the fine for the ticket for illegally parking his fire truck
* Inserts 150,000 years later qoute from the last episode of BSG
*receives a crazy scientist and a time traveling DeLorean*
*Inserts flux capacitor*
Fined for illegally parking your fire truck? It's perfectly legal for a fire truck to park in front of a fire hydrant! That's the only vehicle that's supposed to park there so they don't have to waste hose length to get to the fire... right?
Aaanyway.
* Receives a trip to 1997
* Inserts a 1997 calendar
*Receives ye olde SimCity 2000 CD*
*Inserts "Danger: High Voltage" sign*
*recieves lightening bolt*
*inserts charred remains of hand*
receives some awesome bats... sligthly tingged
inserts a brick
*recieves 1/10000th of a mansion* :D
*inserts a welcome mat*
*receives a greeting
*inserts receptionist
*recieves a friendly reception*
*inserts MightyGoose*
receives an awesome podcast
inserts a spade
receives a straight flush
inserts a solar panel
*Receives a compact fluorescent light bulb*
*Inserts §20*
*recieves SimCity Societies*
*inserts SimCity Societies
receives some dog poo...
inserts a hammer
*receives hundreds of buckled nails and a thick and aching thumb*
*inserts a screwdriver*
* recieve 42 screws
* insert Nardo's (In)famous Thoughts About The Game
*Receives a warning to make plenty of backups*
*Inserts NFL season tickets, without even bothering to see what team or game they were for.*
* receives a reeeally bad game that was dead from the beginning
* inserts Cities XL
receives a scratched disk
inserts another brick :D (through the window ;) XD)
* receives The Wall *
* inserts The Eighties"
*receives the Nineties.*
*inserts several gallons of chocolate milk*
* receives several gallons of Pepsi
* inserts a ballpoint pen
*Receives a yellow HB No.2 pencil*
*Inserts a Coca-Cola bottlecap that is a winning cap in a "1 in 6 wins a free Coca-Cola" contest
*Recieves sulfuric acid in a can
*Inserts upgraded but slightly flawed modded version of Maxis Props
* receives something Pegasus made
* inserts the PLEX
SG, n_d, I have to ask you to please not bash Pegasus. It's not as if he planned Prop Pox, and I believe bap's findings have been proven mistaken by bap him(?)self.
*receives some darn good custom content*
*inserts early SC4 custom content*
* Recieves NAM March 2009, included with all related plugins.
* Inserts SC4D Vending Machine
*recieves ..* *got clobbered with all the previous inserted things*
*inserts 0.02 Simoleons*
*gets diddly squat*
*insterts London*
*Recieves slight headache from BONG of Big Ben
*Inserts a more appropriate comment
*Receives gold medal*
*Inserts small package of seasonal tree seeds*
*recieves a car*
*inserts a power trip*
*receives some wood*
*inserts narnia*
*receives Lord Of The Rings*
*inserts Gandalf*
* receives Sauron
* inserts Frodo Gollum
*revieves my precioussssssss*
*inserts a Ring-Pop*
* receives a cavity*
* inserts a sadistic dentist*
*Receives an electric drill*
*Inserts a Yellow Pages phone book*
*recieves a door stop*
*inserts a movie ticket*
*Gets a box of popcorn*
*Inserts salt shaker*
* Receives several pieces of shattered transparent plastic, a bit of twisted aluminum and a quantity of granulated white powder
* Inserts that semi-abandoned mall on Peters Creek Road [picture (http://landmproperties.net/images/rsfront.JPG)]
*recieves overexposed grainy photo*
*inserts ego*
*Recieves error message "File does not exist".
*Inserts can of worms
*receives expensive NY state fishing license*
*inserts expensive NY state fishing license*
* receives expensive VA state fishing license
* inserts a disc brake caliper off someone else's car
Woops...
*recieves the inability to stop my car*
*inserts a nametag*
* Recieves my name printed on a gold plate with the BSG symbol
* Inserts a new dollar bill with obamas face on it
* receives a big letter O
* inserts a sledgehammer
*Receives a Phillips screwdriver*
*Inserts an empty Pepsi bottle*
*receives an empty Coke bottle, and "Mean" Joe Greene's jersey*
*inserts Disk 2 of SC4 vanilla*
* Receives "insert disc 1 message" :(
* Inserts analog wristwatch
* Recieves a sun dial with the wrong time on it
* inserts the sun dial
* receives an old grandfather clock
* inserts his grandfather
Sorry, granddad... it's gotta be done!
*gets nerdly's Dad 9 months later*
*inserts cell phone*
*recieves cell phone bill
*inserts 8 years worth of Playboy magazines.
*receives (censored)*
*inserts enjoyment*
*Receives happiness*
*Inserts a 1925 U.S. silver dollar*
*receives a 1.000.000.000.000 Reichsmark Bill from October 1923*
*inserts 1.000.000.000.000 Reichsmark Bill from October 1923*
* Recieves a bill of $0,04
* Insert Spore DVD-ROM
* Recieves a Staff Sargent
* Inserts a full blown Bird
*recieves a '69 Pontiac Firebird convertable
*inserts a "Dancing With the Stars" video.
*Receives 1942 copy of Fred Astaire/Bing Crosby movie "Holiday Inn"*
*Inserts Snickers bar*
*Recieves sugar rush
*Inserts 7 1/2 bits of info.
*receives Sette-e-Mezzo rulebook [linkie] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sette_e_mezzo)
*inserts a royal flush
* receives a king and queen plugged toilet
* inserts a jack of spades
*receives a lifted car and a shovel*
*lowers the car and inserts the jack*
*recieves John*
*inserts old 1979 Dodge Mirada*
*dodges Mirada coming back out*
*inserts plans for world domination*
*receives Pinky and the Brain*
*inserts Rohrschach*
* Recieves something?
* Inserts a sack of nuts
*receives sack of really cool BATs*
*inserts law books*
*receives a stone bust from Otto von Bismarck and Napoleon*
*inserts theory of relativity*
* receives string theory
* inserts physics textbook
*Receives headache ::)*
*Inserts manhole cover*
*Recieves Raw Sewage (No manhole to hold it in)*
*Inserts emoticon :)*
* Receives a piece of paper "$Deal"$
*Reads the piece of paper:
QuoteThou shalt not speak Internet colloquialisms such as "noob" or "'leet" or "t3h" in real life.
* Inserts the piece of paper
*Recieves piece of paper..
(goes into bathroom and returns)
*Inserts slightly used piece of paper...
*recieves simgoobers autograph*
*puts in Simgoober*
* giggles at simgoober's post
* receives the LEX DVD
* Inserts ST Live Chat
*Receives freeze*
*Inserts 30-amp circuit breaker*
* Recieves a shock of his life
* Inserts AED after reading SG post
*received AED and throws it away having no idea what it is*
*inserts RA (random Acronym)
* receives ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC [linkie] (http://www.answers.com/topic/adcomsubordcomphibspac) :)
* inserts amish barn raising [linkie] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_raising)
*Recieves an idea that JMyers needs...
*Inserts Quote from "You might be a Redneck if..." calendar
*Recieves a 365 page description of my family*
*inserts an internet cable*
* receives a V.90 modem *
* inserts 10 miles of telegraph poles*
* Recieves a few 10 mile long telegraph wires.
* Insert 230 Volts
*recieves a power socket*
*inserts a Jeremy Clarkson quote saying: ,,POWER!!''*
*Receives a power trip.*
*Inserts §100.*
* Recieves 10 pieces of SC4 Maxis road
* Insert -§1,000
*recieves 5 pieces SC4 Maxis highway
* Inserts - $10,000
Quote from: rooker1 on March 25, 2009, 08:00:04 AM
*recieves 5 pieces SC4 Maxis highway
LOL, I get something when I insert a negative amount of money $%Grinno$%
* Recieves a $10,000 debt bill
* Insert Euro textures
(https://www.sc4devotion.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.welchallyn.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Ffullsize%2FDefibrillation%2FAEDs%2FAED10_970302E1_prodcut_MC.jpg&hash=f5b9c5845ed20174bfef016adf059d85661f97ea)
Shaun that is AED... (Automated External Defibrillators)
* Recieves new American RHW standered textures by Tarkus
* Inserts Legacy RHW Support File
* Receives what used to be called RHW v.13b
* Inserts what used to be called RHW v.17
Quote from: SimGoober on March 25, 2009, 05:44:33 AM
*Recieves an idea that JMyers needs...
*Inserts Quote from "You might be a Redneck if..." calendar
jmyers doesnt need the idea he gave it too me...[linkie] (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/mightygoose/GRVII/1.5-4.jpg)
*receives old Tarkus album
*inserts Clann Zu album
Quotejmyers doesnt need the idea he gave it too me...
Ahhh... didn't know he had posted pictures of it... lol...*Recieves five thousand more cats fighting in a box
*Inserts hairball
* receives the box the cats were fighting in
* inserts a pair of socks
* Receives one sock back - other lost forever
* Inserts Energizer AA battery
*Gets Energizer Bunny*
*Inserts 8-ball*
* Recieve the white ball
* Insert anti-matter
*receives Unobtanium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtanium)*
*Inserts Upsidasium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upsidaisium)*
Receives: a vomiting 2 year old
Inserts: Recycled Carrots
*recieves snowmans nose*
*inserts alphabet soup*
* Recieves a talking dog
* Inserts spare parts from last auto repair
*Vending machine breaks down and the spare parts are returned*
*Inserts specially ordered new parts to repair machine*
*receives left over bits from any repair*
*inserts £3 note*
*receives 5 pound dumb-bell*
*inserts 5 pound dumb-bell*
*gets 200 pound idiot*
*Inserts bordertown results*
*Receives big-time points :)*
*Inserts gift certificate to expensive restaurant*
*Gets indigestion*
*Inserts bottle of TUMS*
*Recieves magazine full of SMUT*
*Inserts idea for new BAT.... *
* Receives _________________
Insert BAT Name Here
* Inserts Czech Republic
* Recieves a Smiley Face
* Inserts a gold star
* recieves "it'sa me, Mario!"
* Inserts 1337
*recieves a slap!*
*inserts welt*
* Recieves a happy face :D
* Inserts a whip
* receives a leather belt
* inserts a glass of water
*Gets two lemons*
*Inserts glass of lemonade*
*recieves an "aaaahh!*
*inserts an empty glas*
*receives a different kind of GLAS (http://glas.gsfc.nasa.gov/) back*
*inserts physicist*
*Receives the Hadron Collider from Switzerland.*
*Inserts a particle*
*receives a nucleus*
*inserts an electron*
* receives a positron
* inserts two Up quarks and one Down quark
* Recieves Proton, protagonist, pronoun, pronunciation ......*
*Inserts used text books from ages gone by... *
*Receives only 10% of the original cost &mmm*
*Inserts alarm clock*
* receives a very annoying noise:
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
* inserts the Snooze button
*receives 10 more minutes of blissful sleep*
*inserts pillow*
* Receives biiiiiiig fluffy body pillow for the tired fire fighter
* Inserts Dirty smelly clothes
* receives washing machine
* inserts dishwasher
* receives clean dishes
* inserts Garfield comic
*receives Hobbes*
*inserts Suzie*
* receives the comics page
* inserts the Weather page
*Gets rained on*
*Inserts damp towel*
*receives 35 minutes of tumble-drying in a dryer*
*inserts dryer lint*
*receives belly-button lint* $%Grinno$%
*inserts a bunch of moldy salsa*
*Recieves a message "Thats what is is supposed to look like" *
*Inserts post in the banning game thread *
* Receives ban...hmmmmm...
* Inserts grudge
*gets second rate remake with Sarah Michelle Gellar.....
*inserts spike....
*receives enough materials to build miles of railroads*
*inserts an entire Douglas Fir Tree*
* receives a lot of sawdust
* inserts a handmade limousine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6dCuz34LRU&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=793CABDF042A9514&index=108)
*Recieves a car that can't turn the corner*
*Inserts a pair of speakers*
* Recieves the biggest subwoofer ever
* Inserts the worlds smallest amp ever
*receives BOSE stereo*
*inserts....hmmm.....my cousin Katrina*
*recieves cousin George*
*Inserts Tru Blood*(*)
(*) I'm watching the series now :P
* Receives a bloodie mess
* Inserts Toilet Paper
*recieves ticket to the trots*
*inserts losing race ticket*
*receives a dead horse and jockey's clothing*
*inserts own hand*
* Receives the Orange Julius Drink yummies!!!!
* Inserts empty cup
*Receives $50 fine for littering*
*Inserts rural fence post*
*Recieves massive splinter *
*Inserts pint of blood *
*receives a cookie and a red "I donated!" sticker*
*inserts cookie*
* Recieves a chipless chocolate chip cookie :'(
* Inserts nasty cookie
* Recieves spyware *
* Inserts James Bond movie *
*recieves englishman with scottish accent*
*inserts Billy Crystal*
*receives Neil Diamond
*Inserts chocolate rain....
*receives vanilla snow*
*inserts canteen*
*Recieves dehydration*
*inserts box of nails*
*receives a bed*
*inserts a pillow*
* Recieves a biiiiiig fluffie blanket
* Inserts night light
* receives fear of darkness
* inserts fear of subwoofers
*Receives many tiny dogs*
*Inserts one large dog*
*receives a huge dog droping*
*inserts the former content of a large cleenex box with a light smell of dog*
Ewww.
* receives a kleen cleanex... or something like that.
* inserts a vending machine
*Receives a great number of sodas and candy bars.*
*Inserts 3 1/2" floppy disk*
*receives a singularity collapse*dangit, ninja'd
*recieves a 400 terabyte hard drive*
*inserts Army of Darkness on Blu-Ray*
* Receives "Error : Media type not supported * (Dang)
* Inserts Cup Holder *
*receives a nice cop of very hot coffee*
*inserts some nice cookies for coffee*
*recieves soggy biscuits*
*inserts wrist watch*
*Receives railroad schedule*
*Inserts flashlight*
* Recieve two D-batteries
* Insert two AAA-batteries
*receives TV remote.*
*inserts a days hard labour*
*recieves nothing*
*inserts some lent from my pocket*
*recieves Easter*
*inserts egg laying rabbit*
*recieves rabbit laying egg :P
*insert 404
*can not find received item*
*inserts mrtnrln's avatar*
*receives Spore*
*inserts name*
*recieve ID number
*insert cake recipe
*Receives birthday cake*
*Inserts piece of office paper*
*receives a full waste bin*
*inserts old inkjet printer with empty ink cartridges*
*Receives visit from Environmental Protection Agency*
*Inserts EPA*
* Recieves Sector 7
* Inserts Cube
*Receives Borg Cube ()borg()*
*Inserts U.S. $1.25*
*receives floppy eared chicken*
*inserts christmas*
* receives Boxing Day
* inserts a little letter N from Scrabble
*Receives 1 point*
*Inserts 2 points*
*gets lager and a packet of crisps*
*inserts self esteem*
* Recieves Uber Ego
* Inserts Ego before is reaches critical mass
* receives a pile of debris from the shattered mind of a poor soul whose ego vastly exceeded critical mass
* inserts the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy
* Recieves Steve (if you have played Spore, you'll know what I mean ;))
* Insert police car
@Nerdly Dood... &apls :D
*Recieves Fire Engine
*Inserts Pat
* receives error message ++out of cheese error: redo from start++
* inserts the question "why?"
*receives "because" as answer*
*inserts spring*
* receives april showers [yes it is raining here]
* inserts May flowers ()flower()
LMBO lol good ones there Goober and Lee!!!
* Recieves allergies
* Inserts Cuius testiculos habes habeas cardia et cerebellum qoute ;)
* receives a pain in the groin
* inserts sheep
* Recieves 7 happy Kiwis *
* Inserts left over pizza *
*Receives heartburn*
*Inserts antacid*
*Receives water and a salt ()stsfd() *
* Inserts mouse (animal)*
* Recieves Joan :D
* Inserts Joan back in lol
*Receives NUTs*
*Inserts log cabin*
* receives a moose
* inserts said moose
* Recieves Moose Steak
* Inserts Conundrum
*recieves base drum*
*inserts bad NZ sheep joke*
* receives Lee
* inserts BSC
* receives quality custom content ;)
* inserts a HD prop
*recieves lecture and a headache &mmm
*inserts kayak
*Receives Arne's photo*
*inserts Taxi Barge ticket*
*recieves gift from Daeley
*inserts pipe dream
*recieves a properly modified beach umbrella*
*inserts US Federal tax returns*
*receives full-scale audit*
*inserts lawyer*
* receives defendant
* inserts witness
*receives a confused and conflicting story *
*Inserts used teabag*
*receives a cup of tea*
*inserts a dishwasher*
* receives husband
* inserts identity card
* receives a new identity
* inserts a sausage inna bun
* receives Foul Ron
* inserts Librarian
* receives a book cart with nothing on it except a lone Bible and a copy of Lucifer's Hammer [Link[[url]]
* inserts Lucifer's Hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer's_Hammer)
*receives "Don't Panic" from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"
*inserts Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*
* Recieves mugging
* Inserts new lot in the Orange Trophy contest.
*Receives private BAT*
*Inserts SC4Tool*
*receives an error message*
*inserts The Sims 2 CD*
* Receives a drinks coaster
* Inserts a blast from the past
*receives a record player and a disco record*
*inserts record*
*receives a grammophon*
*inserts a steam engine*
*Receives SP 4449*
*Inserts passenger train*
*Recieves a smilie face :) *
*inserts tinned spagetti*
* receives slice of toast
*inserts baked beans
* Receives a whoopee cushion
* Inserts a vending machine
* Receives a paradox
* Inserts a gravity well
*recieves bucket full of gravity*
*inserts bucket*
* Recieves pile of manure
* Inserts answer to a stupid question
* Receives a blond
* Inserts a redhead
*recieves a slap*
*inserts welt*
*receives a pain*
*inserts lash*
*recieves a Barbie
*inserts homework
*receives a really shoddy grade*
*inserts a lolcat*
*Receives an indignant pussy*
*Inserts a Pineapple*
* receives cheese on a stick
* inserts Mrs Slocombe
*Receives Mr Humphries*
*Inserts a sheep*
*Gets Lee excited*
*inserts HD prop*
* gets a out of disk space error
* inserts a kiwi
*receives a marvelous Kiwi ice cream from the italian icemaker in the neighbour village*
*inserts "whiskey on the rocks" without whiskey*
* receives cold water
* insert a beer
*Receives a Squaddie*
*Inserts an Officer*
*Receives a donut*
*Inserts a bagel with cream cheese*
* Receives a Trixie
* Inserts Time
* receives a magazine
* inserts cover
*receives centerfold*
*inserts centerfold*
* Recieves a dirty picture of a sheep in a praticular way
* Inserts said picture
recieves some more happy kiwi's (thanks to goober)
inserts an eeepc
*Receives a Fox*
*Inserts an Ego*
* inserts a peg in a square hole
* receives a beach umbrella
* Receives nothing, it doesn't exist
* Inserts nothing
*Receives everything
*Inserts RUL 0x10000001
*receives nonsense code*
*inserts Will Wright*
*Receives ye olde SimCity Classic on floppy disk*
*Inserts signpost prop*
*recieves seinpost pox
*inserts proof
* Recieves rejected statements
* inserts a theory
*receives a conclusion*
*inserts a Wal-Mart gift card*
* Recieves three bags of Chinese junk.
* Inserts Theory of Relativity
*receives law of thermodynamics*
*Inserts last printed edition of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer
* Receives " Are smarter then a fish? take the dumb test" from imageshack direct link
* Inserts a fresh clean white sheep
* gets one very happily married Kiwi
* Inserts a spanner into the works
*receives an unfinished project
*inserts a new idea &idea
*receives a black sheep*
*inserts a jumper*
* Recieves a horrible mess
* Inserts angry troll with a short fuse
* gets a winged horse
* inserts a dalek
*receives a know it all fox*
*inserts a pack of hounds*
*receives a chewed-up newspaper*
*inserts Lincoln's hat*
* receives a ticket to a gay bar
* inserts a monkey
* receives library book
* inserts a gladiator
* Recieves a mangled mess
* Inserts sleeping pills
*Receives energy drink*
*Inserts kitchen sink*
* receives domestic servitude
* Inserts wife
*receives a ball and chain
*inserts chain
* receives fake pearl necklace
* inserts the candy I'm about to buy
* receives obesity
* Inserts a Big Mac
*receives burger-flipping clown named Ronald
*inserts clown
*receives Manfred Man record
*inserts nice old analog turntable with appr. 250 longplays*
* receives 16gb iPod Touch
* inserts Area 51
* Recieves SimCity 6
* Inserts Pogo Stick
*Receives Walt Kelly's first and last comic strip Link (http://www.pogopossum.com/)*
*Inserts Herb Woodley*
* Recieves Mr. Beasley
* Inserts Air Conditioner Repair Man
*Receives outrageous bill*
*Inserts fireworks*
*receive cable guy*
*insert childhood longing*
*receives broken dream*
*inserts psychotherapy*
*receives mental disease*
*inserts capitalism*
* receives the will to trample on your brother to get rich
* inserts greed
* receives generosity
* inserts a dollar
*receives a DM (Deutsche Mark)*
*inserts 0,56 Euro*
*receives SFA*
*inserts british economy*
* receives Neville Chamberlain
* inserts the hour hand of Big Ben
*Receives a digital watch*
*Inserts a fish head*
*receives a bouillabaise*
*inserst "Linsen mit Spätzle (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linsen_mit_Sp%C3%A4tzle)*
*Receives a translator*
*Inserts crescent wrench*
*receives a croissant
*inserts Johnny Hallyday
* receives The King. (Elvis)
* inserts James Dean
*receives Marilyn Monroe*
*inserts Julia Roberts*
*receives a pretty woman*
*inserts top gun*
* Recieves Mighty Dead Goose
* Inserts problematic solution
* receives 42
* inserts the Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
If you haven't read "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", the ANSWER to said question is 42; however knowledge of one precludes knowledge of the other so since the answer is known to be 42, the question itself remains unknowable for the remainder of eternity.
if nerdly hadn't put in the subtext, I almost certainly would have put "recieves 42," but instead, i'll actually get creative
*receives Blue Screen of Death*
*inserts the spinning beach ball of death*
* receives a top end operating system
* inserts a cartoon penguin
*receives a happy surfer
*inserts a board
* receives some posts
*inserts a patio chair
* receives a rest
* inserts a hammock
*recieves a banana*
*inserts a dragon fruit*
* Recieves sour puss
* Inserts teaser shot of an upcoming BAT.
* receives an accolade
*inserts Trixie
*recieves nothing*
*inserts raspberry*
*Receives Blackberry*
*Inserts cell phone*
* Recieves Pay Phone
* Inserts 4,362 telemarketer calls
* Receives telemarketer call
* Inserts broken phone
*receives silence and peace like in heavan*
*inserts hellfire*
* Recieves 20 hours of sitting in a tanker
* Inserts a sore behind :D
*receives babyoil
*inserts oliveoil
*receives a nice mozarella and tomato salad*
*inserts a superb "Pizza Quaddro Stagioni" from my favorite pizza restaurant (nah, italian one, not that *censored* from Pizza Hut etc.)
* Receives a slice
* Inserts a nice and cold Carlsberg
* receives a plastic cup of warm beer that's lost its fizz
* inserts a stiff dose of Malibu
* Recieves a good nights sleep
* Inserts snoring........................
*receives a sharp poke in the ribs from wife at 1:30am
*inserts ribs
*Receives cow*
*Inserts cow manure*
*receives beautiful flowers*
*inserts azaleas*
*Receives spring fever*
*Inserts plans for fishing trip*
*receives bait*
*inserts plans for bait*
*recieves lecture on how elaborate death machine is going to kill me and destrgiving me sufficient time to escape, disable the death machine and capture the villian*
*inserts 'Laser'* $%Grinno$%
*Mini-Me inserts humping implement*
*inserts goldmember*
* Receives Goldfinger
* Inserts licence to kill
* Recieves bullseye on a winged animal....
* Inserts Trophy
*receives the fabled missing eye*
*inserts eyepatch*
* Receives a dreadful buccaneer
* Inserts map with an X
*receives Robert. L. Stevenson'S "Treasure Island*
*inserts hours of juvenile dreams*
* Recieves a poster of Heaher Locklear.
(I had a full sized poster of her in a towel on my bathroom door in college.... )
* Inserts Reality Check
* receives the Matrix*
*inserts Morpheus's sunglasses*
* Receives David Dedgrens Manual to 3RR...
* Inserts Modding the NAM Manual
*Receives Double Height El-Rail over Diagonal El-RHW over FAR puzzle piece*
*Inserts T21 exemplar*
* receives a headache
* inserts the bitterest pill
*receives sweetest dessert*
*inserts sickly taste*
* Recieves a model from Turbosquid
* Inserts short fuse
*recieves my temper :angrymore:*
*inserts a PS2 game*
*receives a C64 *
*inserts CP/M*
* receives a crappy IBM
* inserts a Mac II
*Receives an apple*
*Inserts a banana*
*Receives a monkey*
*inserts an elephant*
receives a happy monkey
inserts a chainsaw
recieves a little cut on my finger.
inserts a piece of chewed gum.
*receives sticky mess
*inserts messy room
* Recieves 6 year old child
* Inserts 3 month old, but worn out expensive childrens shoes.
*Receives soccer ball*
*Inserts GLR timetable*
*recieves default Maxis Monorail station*
*inserts Pat into vending machine*
*receives a model fire engine*
*inserts particularly popular Pedriana's Plants*
* Recieves the Mod to block Maxis stuff
* Inserts a Happy Monkey!!!
*Receives xxdita*
*Inserts bitmap image*
* Recieves Fax
* Inserts brain surgeon
* gets rewired brain
* inserts a couple hundred feet of various electrical wires
*receives unpleasant zap
*inserts circuit breakers
*recieves DVD of Short Circut 2*
*inserts old stale bread*
*receives crums
*inserts Tom Thumb
* Recieves worlds smallest dog
* Inserts frisbee
* Receives bump on the forehead
* Inserts boomerang
*receives boomerang* (obvious really)
*inserts broken boomerang*
*receives a piece of kindling
*inserts Kindle (http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Generation/dp/B00154JDAI/ref=amb_link_83624371_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=0XWY9W5TSDEWPV58M533&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=473527691&pf_rd_i=507846)
*receives patent infringement allegations*
*inserts typing monkey*
* Recieves complaint about things actually explained in a readme file....
* Inserts cold glass of Beer
* receives a spritini
* inserts a stiff dose of coke & malibu
*receives a hangover
*inserts Passover
*receives a matzo
*inserts a seder
*receives a dollar (sorry, I don't know what you're talking about)
*inserts advertisement for services (see my sig)
* Receives the allstate helping hand award
* Inserts the Geico
*Receives 15% savings on car insurance*
*Inserts 20-ounce bottle of Dr Pepper*
*20-once Dr. Pepper is spit back out!!! The vending machine hates pop!!! That's why it became an awesome accepting-anything vending machine in the first place!!!*
*Inserts bottle of flavored water* :P
*Receives* coupon for free case of bottled water
*Inserts* lucky penny
* receives twenty dollars
...in pennies.
* inserts $990 USD in two-dollar bills
* Receives a ticket for a free reskin by the dood
* Inserts a chocolate wrapper
* Recieves winning lottery ticket printed on the inside of said wrapper.
* Inserts Geothermal Vent
*receives eco-friendly power source
*inserts tree-hugger
* Receives a shredded tree hugger parts :D
* Inserts the shredder
* Recieves garbled innards of the Vending Machine.
* Inserts roll of Duct Tape
*recieves The SC4D Vending Machine v2.0*
*inserts 50 pence*
*receives 50 cents*
*inserts a dollar*
*gets $50 billion dollars in return federal gov't spending*
*inserts budget deficit*
*receives a standard politician's attitude of indifference*
*inserts public outcry for government reform*
*receives anarchy*
*inserts republicanism*
* receives Soviet-style communism
* inserts a hammer and a sickle
*receives Austrian coat of arms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Austria)*
*inserts Keynesianism*
* Receives a stone wheel
* Inserts a stone club
* Receives barbarian
* Inserts awesomeness
* receives Supreme Ruler
* inserts lowly peasant
*recieves* generous friend
*Inserts* pinecone
* Recieves daughters craft project.
* Inserts Federal Tax Return
* Receives nice tax refund *
* Inserts $675 *
* receives the Whiskey Rebellion
* inserts the Boston Tea Party
*receives Sam Adams
*inserts cherry wheat
Receives : A Cherry Coke and Wheat Bread
Inserts: 200,000 lbs of Milk Chocolate
* Receives countless little snack-sized, candy bars *
* Inserts thoughts of going up to the Cascades *
*receives a map of the Falls*
*inserts a map of Belgium*
*receives an awesome vacation
*inserts pictures from said vacation
* Recieves one BAT of a Building in Belgium
* Inserts 462,763 stupid people.
*receives one person smart to get back out*
*inserts new MD*
*Receives OSITM award*
*Inserts railroad switch*
*receives train wreck*
*inserts better (train) driver*
*recieves TGV*
*Inserts czech dubbed version of Desperate Housewives*
*receives pirated and dubbed Korean release of "Knowing"
*inserts threatening legal notices about piracy from the MPAA
*Receives* a lawyer
*Inserts* "Get out of Jail Free" card
*Receives two dice*
*Inserts $100*
*Recieves 30 minutes with "Lola"
*Inserts prescription for penicillin
* receives a bit of mold on a petri dish
* inserts a bacteria-covered petri dish with a round void in the bacteria, with a small spot of mold in the middle of the void
*Receives penicillin*
*Inserts insurance card to cover cost of penicillin*
*receives insanely complicated insurance forms to be filled out in triplicate, copied and faxed to the appropriate addresses*
*inserts angry customer*
* Recieves free pass to complaint department
* Inserts alligator tooth removed from arse, recieved in complaint department
*recieves an alligator bite
*inserts leather shoes
*receives a pair of dirty socks*
*inserts that pair of dity socks*
*receives a bad case of athlete's foot
*inserts athlete
*receives golden medal at olympics*
*insert laurel wreath*
*Receives* Hardy laugh
*Inserts* tuxedo
*receives dinner*
*inserts Grecian historians*
*receives clues for the location of Atlantis*
*inserts notebook with all the clues penned down*
* receives very long legs
* inserts a don't disturb sign
* Recieves disturbing photograph
* Inserts troubled mind
*Receives counseling*
*Inserts random key with no idea what it goes with*
*recieves key to the city*
*inserts chocolate bar*
*gets an advertising campaign consisting entirely of made-up words
*inserts urban dictionary
* Receives slang on the word "word"
* Inserts the urban dictionary again
*Receives* warning: "NEVER insert same item twice in a row"
*Inserts* thermometer
*receives a soring flue*
*inserts bitter medicine*
*receives a spoon full of sugar*
*inserts umbrella*
*Recieves Mary Poppins*
*Inserts Super Nanny*
* receives insane child
* inserts docile child
*receives insane adult*
*inserts shrink*
*Receives* shirt one size too small
*Inserts* bar of soap
* Recieves bath
* Inserts wet towels
*receives dry towel*
*inserts "Don't Panic"*
*recieves blind panic*
*inserts lace*
*receives a commission to design new items for Victoria's Secret
*inserts commission
*receives drill sergeant*
*inserts boot camp*
* Recieves 42 page instructional booklet on the proper method of making a campfire.
* Inserts pack of matches.
* receives a sealed jug of gasoline next to a burning cigarette, and a powerful deer rifle
* shoots the gas can from a safe distance ()flamdev()
* inserts the resulting explosion
* receives destroyed vending machine *
* inserts magic "fix-it-all" spell into the remains of the vending machine *
*recieves invisible vending machine*
*inserts quarter*
*receives a dime*
*inserts nickel*
*Receives* portrait of Thomas Jefferson
*Inserts* portrait of George Washington
*receives blue coat*
*inserts red coat*
* receives 1770s British soldier
* inserts a crate of tea that survived the Boston Tea Party
*Receives* bill for taxes due
*Inserts* $3,000 in Monopoly money
*receives rent for Park Place w/ hotel
*inserts "Go to Jail" card
*Receives "Get Out Of Jail Free" card*
*Inserts 1" PVC pipe T-connection*
yikes - imperial units :bomb: %bur2$
*receives a DN110 vitrified clay pipe designed for aggressive chemical environment*
*inserts a DN400 ductile cast iron pipe for earthquake regions*
(did I ever mentioned that I am a civil engineer? ;D )
*Recieves a hurricane instead
*Inserts 5 days without electricity
*Receives vending machine that won't work for 5 days*
*Inserts gasoline-powered generator to get machine going again*
*receives an empty gasoline can*
*inserts hamster*
*receives hamster that bites you* :angrymore:
*inserts a dog* ::)
*receives the wrong animal for this year's Chinese new year
*inserts an ox
*receives a bull*
*inserts slightly used red cloth*
*Receives* bullfighter (ole!)
*Inserts bullhorn
*Recieves foghorn*
*Inserts clouds*
*Receives lightning*
*Inserts wind turbine blade*
*receives shredded electric cables*
*inserts electrocuted hairpiece*
* Recieves strange smell
* Inserts Paprika
*receives chips*
*inserts tablet* ::)
*receives pill*
*inserts hernia repair surgery*
*receives botched surgery*
*inserts malpractice lawsuit*
*recieves lawyer*
*inserts Judge Judy*
*receives Judge Joe Brown*
*inserts money earned from court case*
*Receives* judgment
*Inserts* official transcript of court proceeding
*receives bill from court for cost of transcript*
*inserts bill to client for bill from court*
* Recieves anxiety attack
* Inserts empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
*receives a blackout*
*inserts a bad headache*
*receives a headbanger
*inserts a hardrock band
* receives a rap-metal band
* inserts Linkin Park
*receives The Who*
*inserts "Talking 'bout my Generation"
*Receives book entitled "The Greatest Generation"
*Inserts Baby Boomer
* Recieves vacation on the Gulf Coast of Florida
* Inserts sand from beach
*receives: rash due to allergy to sand
*inserts: used ointment tube
*Receives* litter bag containing used tube.
*Inserts* circus ticket.
*receives a very happy son*
*inserts a double-sized cotton candy*
* Recieves bouncing.... bouncing... boing! Child who has magically overcome the restrictions of gravity.
* Inserts several explicitives......
* Receives smack from spouse
* Inserts handbag
*Receives women's deadliest weapon
*Inserts licence to kill
*receives goldfinger*
*inserts bondgirl*
* Recieves the biggest smile ever, and many happy memories.
* Inserts eternal gratitude
LOL To much I will have to pass on this one but I couldn't resist in saying so lol :D :D :D :D
hmm... judging on Pat's reply, I think the vending machine didn't think much of gratitude
*Receives nothing
*Inserts sour grapes
*Receives* glass of wine
*Inserts* cork from empty wine bottle
* Recieves empty wine bottle
* Inserts carbonated water
*Receives 20-ounce Pepsi bottle*
*Inserts 100 pack of yellow Post-It notes*
*Receives a Yellow Post-it on forehead
*Inserts the idiot who did it :angrymore:
*recieves Metarvo*
*inserts fukitol*
*Receives SimGoober*
*Inserts Diggis*
*Receives kiwi schnapps
*Inserts a headache
*receives CAT-scan*
*insert x-ray*
* Receives electrically charged Silvio
* Inserts burnt biscut
* Recieves country music.
* Inserts "Yee-Ha!"
*receives a Texan
*Inserts Texan
* Recieves Hokie Pokie (You put your Texan in, you take your Texan out...)
* Inserts Chicken Dance Polka
*Receives* fox trot
*Inserts* bag of dog food
(edited typo)
* recieves dog
* inserts skyscraper
* Receives LEX DvD Disk with the Petornas Towers on it.....
* Inserts Euro 25 for said disk
*receives 25 euro*
*inserts 25 euro*
Incidentally, 30 pages already WOW!
*Receives LEX DVD in mail
*inserts thank you letter
*Receives super exclusive SC4 content*
*inserts better looking city*
*receives award for best looking city*
*inserts medallion*
*receives a handshake
*inserts a milkshake
*Receives* an empty cup and used straw
*Inserts* brick
* Recieves recipe for Grandmas Meatloaf
* Inserts trip to McDonalds.
*receives double BigMac
*Inserts triple bypass
*receives bent light saber
*inserts c3po's left index finger
*Receives silver robotic leg*
*Inserts blaster*
* recives a painfull shot (ouch!)
* insert quantummechanics
* Recieves Headache
* Inserts two aspirins
*receives bacon and a guitar pick!? ()what()
*inserts bed
* receives some nightmares
* inserts psychiatrist
*receives a mental disorder
*inserts the space coyote (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Space_Coyote)
* Recieves Guatemalan chili peppers
* Inserts slightly funky salsa
*recieves mexican flu*
*inserts a doctor*
Receives* bill for $&@#&.00
*Inserts* I.O.U.
*Receives an angry visit from a loan shark
*Inserts a shark
* Receives a nasty bite on the rear
* Inserts Mr. Michael Oppenheimer (the Worlds most annoying telemarketer)
*receives: global warming
*inserts: arctic icebergs
* Recieves bottle of spring water
* Inserts empty bottle
*receives hangover
*inserts wanton destruction
*receives burning building
*inserts random hero to save dying children inside
* Recieves : "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!"
* Inserts : Websters Dictionary
*Receives* list of four-letter words
*Inserts* four-letter word
*receives sticker parental advisory*
*inserts Al Gore*
* Recieves Internet
* Inserts "Error 404; web site not found"
*receives: a black hole
*inserts: a flash light
*Receives* burned-out light bulb
*Inserts* live wire
*receives a nasty shock
*inserts a role of electrical tape
*Receives power line isolator*
*Inserts roll of duct tape*
* Recieves Can of WD-40
* Inserts Tool box with two most important tools in the world.
*Receives* BAT and LotEditor
*Inserts* model
*Receives .SC4MODEL file*
*Inserts .SC4MODEL file*
*receives an awesome lot
*inserts the lot
* Receives a master piece from BLS...
* Inserts a wishing well
* receives a regular well used to get water
* inserts a wet wooden bucket
* Receives water down front.
* Inserts bucket with no holes
*receives : a bucketshop ticket
*inserts: a peanutless flight
*receives a 1 hr flight with my 15 month old son crying all the time*
*inserts a 20 hour train ride in a 2 person cabin in a sleeping car*
*receives swearing*
*inserts sc4deluxe edition and NAM*
*Recieves more options than any one person can truley ever understand.
*Inserts Option # 113.
*receives a prime number (I have absolutely no idea what Option #113 is...thanks google ()what() :P)
*inserts prime rib
*Receives* book of jokes
*Inserts good laugh
*Receives bad pun*
*Inserts snappy comeback*
* Recieves soft go forward.
* Inserts Epiphany
*Recieves R&B rapping*
*Inserts mute button*
*receives "you have been muted" message*
*inserts "unmute request"*
*Receives sudden burst of loud music*
*Inserts headphones* &opr
*Receives brain exploding*
*Inserts funeral*
*receives ashes*
*inserts ashtray*
*receives oversized "No Smoking" - Sign*
*inserts a deep breath of fresh clean air*
*Receives air polluted by industry*
*Inserts railroad switch*
*Receives* a Ride on the Reading Railroad card
*Inserts* Home key
*receives an open door
*inserts welcome mat
* Recieves small print ... now go home!
* Inserts deadbolt key
*Receives locked door*
*Inserts hammer*
*Receives* broken glass
*Inserts* Band-Aid
* Recieves Bloodie mess of Joan's finger.....
* Inserts a "How to sew on body parts" instructions
*receives frankenstein*
*inserts dracula*
*Receives new Mel Brooks movie*
...That's Fronk-en-steen!
... and I'm eye-gor.
*Inserts Frau Blücher*
*Recieves young frankenstien*
*Inserts screaming cinema audience*
* Recieves "The Blob".
* Inserts green slime
*receives a bad cough and a cold*
*inserts a cup of hot chamomile tea with three spoons of honey*
*Receives* sting from angry honeybee
*Inserts* ice pack
*receives an iceberg
*inserts the Titanic :shocked2:
* receives Leonardo Dicaprio
" inserts the Lusitania
*receives U-boat*
*inserts tiger tank*
*receives panzer III*
*inserts ICBM*
*Recieves possible mass destruction*
*Inserts (good) people from an action film to save the day*
*receives George Clooney in The Peacemaker*
*inserts Dany Ocean*
*receives 11*
*inserts 12*
*Receives -1*
*Inserts Cleanitol file*
*receives a list of missing dependencies
*inserts a Mega-Pack
* Recieves Dat Packer
* Inserts Kobyashi Maru
*Recieves annoyance at having to google simgoobers inserted things*
*Inserts happy pills*
*receives XTC
*inserts Rohypnol
* Receieves foggy memories and an awkward feeling.
* Inserts Fukitol Pill
* receives lots of side-effects *
* inserts abnormal belly ache *
*Receives* bag of little green apples
*Inserts* apple core
*receives a dual-core and a little sticker saying "Intel Inside"
*inserts sticker
*Receives U.S. postage stamp*
*Inserts pipe wrench*
*Recieves big gash in head*
*Inserts random hospital lot*
*receives doctors on strike*
*inserts random police station*
*Receives oppressive over-funded police*
*Inserts random fire station*
*receives pat the firefighter*
*inserts david edgren*
*receives oodles of awesome content and tutorials*
*inserts 3RR: The Inhabited Version*
* Receives massives collection of goodies
* Inserts ramblings of a podcaster
BTW BarbarossaS LoL loved that one!!!!
*receives hearing aid :P
*inserts a frosty 1812 Amber Ale
*receives stomacache from too cold beer*
*inserts immodium*
@pat: that one was to good to ignore ;)
*Recieves instant relief*
*Inserts money*
* recieves a product
* insert BAT model
*receives a Batman
*inserts the Joker
*receives : Harley Quinn
*inserts : Mia Sara
*Recieves picture of a beautiful woman...
(https://www.sc4devotion.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fphoto%2Fmia_sara.jpg&hash=ec2b547088196d790c7c8ad5423ce90b908308dd)
* Inserts picture of ... something else ...
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*receives Christmas tree*
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*receives large stone with egyption text in hieroglyphics, old greek text in greek letters and latin text in latin letters from the 3rd century B.C.*
*inserts Discos of Phaistos*
*receives a four-toed statue
*inserts Jacob
*receives the imposter*
*inserts dead locke*
*receives a frozen fight
*inserts a box of matches
*receives a large fire*
*Inserts bucket of water*
*receives a mop
*inserts a can of wax
*Recieves Can of worms
*Inserts empty can
*received: crushed can, and a paintball.
*inserts: empty bottle and a can tab.
*Receives Coke bottle and Pepsi can*
*Inserts No Road Zot*
*Receives* invisible road
*Inserts* No Job zot
* Recieves same frustration, different year of play.
* Inserts bulldozer.
*Receives debris and dust
*Inserts cough and tears
*receives swine flu
*inserts resulting panic and mass hysteria
* Recieves happy news media
* Inserts media blackout
*receives silence
*inserts rumours
*receives hot air
*inserts a politician
*Receives* campaign contribution
*Inserts* vote
*receives faulty punched card*
*inserts confusion*
*receives obfuscation
*inserts a thesaurus
*Receives* verbiage
*Inserts* bookmark
*Receives a tattered worn ribbon...
*Inserts a brand new Blue Ribbon...
*Recieves sad B-Day present*
*inserts refund*
*Receives* gift card
*Inserts* shopping spree
*receives 2 pairs of shoes, 3 pairs of pants, 5 polo shirts, 13 books, and an X-Box game
*inserts newly-purchased pants
*receives old trousers
*inserts new whip
*Receives* winning pari-mutuel ticket
*Inserts* jockey
*receives horse*
*inserts horseshoe*
* Recieves hand grenade
* Inserts Pin
*Recieves thread
*Inserts knitting grandma
*receives dozens of hand knitted itching woolen socks*
*inserts itching feet*
* Recieves new feet to replace ones blown off by grenade
* Inserts ticking time bomb
*receives a CEXC (http://smallwarsjournal.com/mag/docs-temp/52-phillips.pdf) (pronounced "sexy") bomb technician
*inserts sexy bomb technician
*receives a bombshell blonde*
*inserts date with bombshell blonde*
*receives an empty box of condoms*
*inserts pregnancy test*
* Recieves Results
* Inserts Emotional Response
*receives significant emotional event
*inserts child support
*receives a spoiled brat
*inserts a rain check
*receives a wet check*
*inserts a rubber check*
*Check doesn't go in*
*Receives $25.00 returned check charge*
* Recieves Penalty for Metarvo : "Critical Error: Nothing inserted. 7.8% Chance of CTD the next time you play SC4."
* Inserts spare parts from last tune up.
* Receives 6gigs Ram machine, 500gig HD, 23in Monitor all from HP*
* Inserts bifocal glasses*
*Receives* recording of "I saw the light."
*Inserts* Big Chief tablet.
* receives Benadryl tablet
* inserts the Greatest Song Ever Conceived by Mankind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXUJsz1yJyU) [YouTube link]
*Recieves annoyance at not having CD player*
*Inserts CD player
*receives Opheliac Limited edition CD by Emilie Autumn*
insetrts a buch of utterly useless DVD's*
*receives: a series of belgian DVD's without subtitles
*inserts: a series of broken belgian DVD's without subtitles
* Recieves interesting wind chime
* Inserts wind
*Receives air*
*Inserts wind turbine*
*receives Francis turbine*
*inserts water falls*
*Receives* water bill
*Insert* check
* receives one of those gadgets you slide your credit card through
* inserts a severed "Cancel" button from one such gadget
you get a notice that your power will get turned off in the middle of winter
Inserts the "ban game"
*receives Nardo*
*inserts railway*
*receives > 30 years of enthusiasm*
*inserts railway ticket Berlin->Beijing*
*Receives railroad enthusiast's dream*
*Inserts electric bill*
*receives a shock
*inserts a battery charger
*Receives* charged battery
*Inserts* automata
*Receives HSRP*
*Inserts the NAM*
*Receives: best of SC4
*Inserts: roadgeekery
*Recieves RHW textures*
*Inserts RHW*
*recieves people asking for RHW euro textures*
*inserts american textures*
*Recieves American testicles.
(Yikes!)
*Inserts qualified surgeon
*receives nose job*
*inserts the Moore Street Girls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Wake)*
*Recieves people badly singing along*
*Inserts cotton buds*
Receives: Johnson & Johnson
Inserts: Jansen & Jansen
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*receives Milli Vanilli
*inserts New Kids on the Block
* Recieves gag reflex
* Inserts Pepto Bismal
*Recieves relief*
*Inserts cheesy advert*
*receives a can of spam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food))*
*inserts an email account overflown with spam mails*
*receives a ban for spamming"
*inserts a double ban in The Banning Game (http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?topic=6955)
*Recieves 2 bans*
*Inserts ban smiley %ban%*
*Receives* red stamp pad
*Inserts* reprieve
*Recieves Privateer
*Inserts Pieces if Eight
*receives three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
*inserts seven rings for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
*receives One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.*
*inserts Sméagol*
*receives Bilbo Baggins*
*inserts Gandalf*
*Receives Saruman*
*Inserts Count Dooku*
*Recieves Count Chocula
*Inserts bowl of cereal
*receives a happy kid*
*inserts Commander Keen*
*receives the Vorticon
*inserts a Decepticon
*Recieves Sam Witwicky*
* Inserts Bumblebee*
*Receives car stereo*
*Inserts superloud stereo boxes*
Huh? What? What did you say?? I CANT HEAR YOU!!
*Inserts Ear Plugs
*receives deafness*
*inserts blindness*
*Recieves Guide dog*
*Inserts neighbours annoyed because of barking*
*Receives* flea collar.
*Inserts* dogcatcher.
* receives electric fence
* inserts disaster...
*Receives Hurricane Katrina*
*Inserts slow response to natural disasters*
*Receives American Government*
*Inserts Epson standard-capacity ink cartridges (One cyan, one magenta, one yellow)*
Recieves four printed pieces of paper, and empty ink cartridges.
Inserts crayons
*receives Franz Marc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Marc)'s Blue Horses*
*inserts Wassily Kandinsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky)*
*receives Russian abstract art*
*inserts Basshunter's Privjet Russia*
* receives Eiffel 65's Europop
* inserts Linkin Park's Reanimation
*receives some anime*
*inserts some lego*
*receives a to-scale LEGO model of the Death Star II*
*inserts superlaser.*
*Receives blaster cannons*
*Inserts S-foils*
*receives X-wing*
*inserts Red 5*
*Receives Luke Skywalker*
*Inserts Leia Organa Solo*
*receives harangue from Hollywood agent*
*Inserts decaf Moccha Latte*
*receives a brown obscure liquid*
*inserts 500g of finest Arabica*
* receives 487g of sand *
* inserts the lid off a soda bottle *
*Receives nothing, because the lid says "Please Try Again"*
*Inserts piece of bubble gum*
*receives package of Home Plate bubble gum*
*inserts...a zombie*
*receives Umbrella Corporation*
*inserts Milla Jovovich*
*steals vending machine*
*puts new vending machine in its place and inserts fifth element*
*receives headache
*inserts aspirin
* receives pack of Skittles
* inserts Skittles wrapper
*receives Funyuns* yum $%Grinno$%
*inserts car key*
*receives bicycle*
*inserts air pump*
*receives ban more tire pressure*
*inserts himself*
*receives nothing*
*inserts a handful of Euro, cents, yen and yuan*
*receives yin and yang*
*inserts...Fallout 3 DLC*
*receives Doom*
*inserts a 80486DX2-66*
*receives nihil*
*inserts random cd*
*Receives error message because the machine couldn't read the CD*
*Re-inserts CD*
*receives a 33 rpm longplay*
*inserts turntable*
*receives uncomprehending stare from passing 8-year-old*
*inserts 8-track tape*
*Recieves Classical Music*
*Inserts glueing mates car stereo with rap CD at max volume and runs of with remote :D :D*
*Receives earplugs*
*Inserts safety glasses*
*receives lab coat*
*inserts knowledge*
*receives a database*
*inserts book*
*receives "PCs for Dummies"*
*inserts mangled copy of "PCs for Dummies"*
* receives a nonfunctional PC and a dummy *
* inserts PC that works just fine, and a dummy *
*receives a Mac*
*inserts an abacus*
*recives the stupidity he is currently feeling*
*inserts a vending machine*
* receives one of those dudes who goes around to vending machines and restocks them when they're empty *
* inserts the driver's side door off the restocker-dude's truck *
*receives a copy of "Dude, Where's My Car?"*
*inserts rejection letter from Sundance Film Festival*
*receives bad film*
*Inserts "Monster" from Skillet's album "Awake"*
*receives yawning fried Godzilla*
*inserts flattened car"
* receives newspaper article about the first Cash for Clunkers expansion, from $1b to $3b in total rebates *
* inserts the front bumper off a Ford Fusion hybrid *
*Receives insurance settlement*
*Inserts water bill*
*receives AAAaaaaaaaaaargh!******
*inserts heart attack*
*inserts hospital*
*recieves paper gown*
*receives blood*
*inserts faint*
*receives unconsciousness*
*inserts doctor*
*receives an empty pack of Aspirin*
*inserts headache*
* receives Friday afternoon * (i had a headache)
* inserts a college-level astronomy textbook *
*Receives another headache*
*Inserts medicine*
* receives swine flu *
The local newspaper says there's a lot of flu going around lately and nearly all of it is swine flu... and try to guess what respiratory illness i'm getting over right now ... :p
* inserts a monkey and a typewriter *
*receives the collect work of Edgar Allan Poe*
*inserts "nevermore!"*
*receives a raven*
*inserts an eagle*
*receives America*
*tries to force America back into the slot...*
*receives damaged slot*
*inserts bigger slot, so it won't be damaged again*
*receives the universe*
*inserts "Deep Thought"*
*receives creationism*
*inserts buddha*
*Recieves monk robe*
*Inserts Cities XL DVD-ROM*
*Receives City Mania*
(it's an open-source city-builder project being run by Nique)
*inserts SC4 disc 1 & 2*
*receives enlightenment*
*inserts SC4 disk upside-down*
* receives thin, vaguely round charred piece of plastic *
* inserts a CD burner that burns your CDs to destroy them, not to add data to them *
*recieves silicon ashes*
*inserts facebook*
*receives a new job opening at a local store*
*inserts copy of application for new job opening*
(the story behind this is that someone I know made a post on his Wall calling his boss various & sundry names and got fired for it via Facebook*
*receives job offer*
*Inserts: "whats the pay?"*
*receives cold stare*
*inserts unemployment benefit*
*receives depression*
*inserts fukitol*
*receives massive income from Fukitol profits*
*inserts income tax*
*Receives income tax refund* :)
*Inserts income tax refund check*
* Recieves big approved stamp*
* Inserts anti stamp stuff*
* receives the "e" off the sign marking the local "Post Offic "
* inserts the "o" off the sign marking the local "P st Offic "
*recieves x*
Attention: Really Random Change of Direction (RRCoD) coming up ahead >--< In other news, Pandas have overun the Forbidden Palace; President Obakodev of the Republic of Grenanda had annouced that September 21 will mark the begining of Chocolate week; Venice, Italy has asked the Italian government to help with the ongoing lack of land transit routes in the city, says a citizen "I bought a new BMW only to realize there were no roads in this city!"; Libraries all across the Country have reported a drop in traffic citing "It's beacuse of that stupid Internet"...
*inserts sweatshop worker*
*receives cruddy rip-off off popular toy*
*inserts Mirror's Edge game disc*
PS: serebii, you have the idea down pat. What you insert doesn't have to be related to what you receive!
Recieves shaving cut.
Inserts band aids.
*receives Bob Geldorf*
*inserts Mondays*
* Receives : Dermabond (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5746306/15051031) *
* Inserts : Super Glue (http://www.supergluecorp.com/)
maybe a little TMI but I think its kinda cool though is that is what the docs used to seal me right up is that Dermabond all eleven cuts into me...
EDIT gaaaaaah Bernard you beat me in here lol.... I guess that what I get for taking to long for trying to think lol.... so if someone wants to play off mine OK if not that is fine too....
* receives a vending machine that won't work cause it's all glommed up with super-glue *
Silly pat... $%Grinno$%
* inserts a new, super-glue-resistant vending machine *
Recieves plastic box. (In my experience the ONLY thing superglue tends to stick to is my skin!)
Inserts purchase order for magical widgets to fill vending machine.
* recieves message: "Cannot confirm command. Administrator rights required." (seems like the machine is running on Vista $%Grinno$% )
* inserts stoplights
*Receives stop signs*
*Inserts Vista update*
*Receives System error message printed on the paper*
*Inserts screwdriver*
* Receives Ikea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA) furniture.
* Inserts Smörgåsbord (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5sbord)
*recieves man who wont go home at 2 am when the buffet closes
*inserts NACHOS!!!XP
Recieves Mexican Operating System for a 286 computer.
Inserts 26 models into a batch folder for just one more render...
*Receives LEX Scrutineering*
*Inserts "Gotta fix that someday...."*
*Receives procrastination*
*Inserts proton*
*Receives neutron*
*Inserts electron*
Recieves corrupt politicians.
Inserts Anarchy.
*recieves monarchy
*inserts Prague
* receives "Czech it out!" T-shirt *
* inserts a new green cotton shirt *
*recieves green cotton shirt filled with holes*
Ugh. Rats. Again.
*inserts a rentokill vermin exterminator team*
That should clear it up...
*recieves larger rat infestation and $900 bill+
+true story
*inserts angry banker
* receives a bill for $100,000 from the bank
* inserts a lawyer to try to get them to realize that just cause the banker's angry doesn't mean they have to put me in debt up to my eyeballs
Recieves laughter from lawyer who is in cahoots with the bankers....
Inserts Insanity Plea
/recieves mad woman
/inserts lavender tea to calm down banker
*Receives McDonalds coffee*
*Inserts the urge to vomit*
*receives airplane vomit bag*
*Insert A320*
*receives dutyfree magazine*
*inserts perfume*
*receives nauseatingly flowery stench*
*inserts electric fan*
recieves severed finger*
*(morbid I know)
Inserts ice
/recieves rising sea levels
/Inserts global cooling
Recieves Ice Age 3 from Netflix.
Inserts Popcorn.
*receives nachos*
*inserts number one finger*
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*receives GPS *
*inserts coordinates*
*receives almost bankrupt bank, called Fortis*
*inserts economic crisis*
* receives stimulus package
* inserts tax increase
*Receives tax refund*
*Inserts rural fence post*
* receives sheep
* inserts high-quality wool
*recieves jumper*
*inserts cotton socks *
*receives athlete's foot*
*inserts NY Yankees*
*receives hit from thrown-away baseball bat*
*inserts broken femur surgery*
*recieves health service reform*
*inserts chair from hospital's waiting room"
*receives sign-in forms*
*inserts stethoscope*
*Receives hospital bill :o*
*Inserts CTD*
*Recieves Bluescreen! ()sad()*
*inserts Mac* ()stsfd()
*Receives apple*
*Inserts banana*
*recieves typing monkey
*inserts potatoe
*recieves Yam*
*Inserts generic cruciferous vegetables*
* receives dictionary but doesn't bother looking up "cruciferous"
* inserts the third dictionary page entirely devoted to the letter K
*recieves english translation from polish word "krzesło" (chair)* $%Grinno$%
*inserts this chair*
*recieves stool sample*
*Inserts laboratory tox screen*
*receives toxic 3rd form science teacher*
*inserts concentrated sulfuric acid*
Recieves frozen orange juice.
Inserts dirty drinking glass
*recieves mould on a stick*
*inserts penicillin*
*receives antibiotic resistance*
*inserts tamiflu*
*receives -ha ha ha haaaaatscheeeee! *
*inserts influenca*
*Recieves swine flu! :o*
*inserts WHO*
Recieves 3,462 yards of red tape.
Inserts box of matches.
*receives fire extinguisher*
*inserts pressurized carbon dioxide*
*Receives fire hydrant*
*Inserts 42*
*recieves division by zero!*
*inserts universe implosion*
*receives singularity*
*inserts black hole*
Recieves boat.
Inserts life jacket.
*receives wet T-shirt*
*inserts washing machine*
*receives clean wet t-shirt*
*inserts contest*
*recieves excitement*
*inserts sillicone $%Grinno$%*
Recieves bodacious ta tas
Inserts .... hmmm.... nahh.... eye strain
*receives headache*
*inserts ice pack*
* receives pack ice
* inserts one of those icebreaker ships
*receives scrapyard*
*inserts global warming*
Recieves bottle of Crown...
Inserts empty bottle.
*receives deposit*
*inserts a nickel*
*Receives Nickel-Cadmium battery*
*Inserts voided warranty*
*receives nothing*
*inserts corporate lawyer*
*recieves lawsuit*
*inserts claim to its frivolity*
*Receives dismissal of lawsuit*
*Inserts counter lawsuit*
Recieves 2.5 tonnes of paper.
inserts paper clips
* receives straightened paper clip
* inserts paper clip bent into a & shape
*receives patent*
*inserts leather shoes*
*Receives 20-ounce Pepsi bottle*
*Inserts yesterday's newspaper*
* receives molybdenum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molybdenum) (atomic number 42).
* inserts technitium
Recieves Ruthenium
Inserts Radical Ions
*recieves unstable molecules*
*inserts Cesium Tetraperchloratoiodate and a pocket laser*
*runs away very fast*
* receives an explosion
* repairs the vending machine
* inserts Cesium Chloroxenate and a cross-eyed stare
* runs away real fast, but not before showing this link (http://www.cs.rochester.edu/~nelson/cesium/cesium_faq.html)
*receives "My Little Chemist" toybox*
*inserts DHS anti-terrorist SWAT team*
*receives lots of hot air*
*inserts paranoia*
Recieves strnge feeling that everyone is watching me, waiting for something....
Inserts new Fukitol Ultra! BAT.
*receives shameless plug ;)
*inserts SC4 cd
*recieves Tycoon City New York CD
*inserts Atari
*recieves crap games*
*inserts Cesium ozonate into some pens*
*inserts pens*
*receives a glad 20 month old boy*
*inserts crying 20 month old boy*
*receives his screaming mother*
*inserts...* hmm... *all possible things that could make them calm* :D
*receives bottle of exactly the right temperature of milk*
*inserts dirty diaper*
*receives malodour*
*inserts air freshener*
*receives new car smell*
*inserts new car*
* receives old car
* inserts old car smell
Recieves pine tree air freshener.
Inserts pine tree
*receives 3RR's STCJHOF award*
*inserts SimCity 3000 disc*
*receives slip lanes
*inserts dial-up telephone
*receives 300 bps modem*
*inserts telegraph*
*Receives Text Message (SMS)*
*Inserts cancer of all forms*
* receives chemotherapy
* inserts a bit of hair that just fell out
*receives wig*
*inserts skin*
*receives tattoo*
*inserts star girl*
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Recieves therapy.
Inserts therapy results
*Receives no progress and a huge fee*
*Inserts bankruptcy notice*
*receives eviction notice
*inserts half-consumed box of Fukitoltm pills
*recieves random pills *
*sells them*
*inserts red and green Myprodol pills(TM) Laptops don't allow alt-codes...:(*
* receives red Tylenol pills
* inserts ancient red Dodge pickup
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Recieves one of these:
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:D*
*recieves chicks*
*inserts English Assignment*
*Receives an "A"*
*Inserts 1 ounce of gold*
*recieves fluctuating gold prices*
*inserts good crude oil prices*
*Receives the OPEC*
*inserts a huge deep hole for brown coal mining*
*recieves Suburbia's 30 year old, super hot, underground fire
*Inserts mass evacuation notices
Recieves yawn, and completel dismissal of the possibility of a problem....
Inserts left foot.
receives mangles pedestrian device
Inserts organ donor bag
*recieves 200 kidneys from good semaritan"
*inserts chicken
"it's the subject of an Onion News Network video. It's very funny and it's on youtube.
*Receives something that tastes like chicken*
*Inserts TV remote*
*Receives used-up batteries*
*Inserts burning acid*
*receives flask*
*Inserts Coffee Beans*
*receives cappuccino*
*inserts WW2 Springfield*
*receives Springfield from Fallout 3*
*inserts T-51B Power Armor*
*receives experimental MIRV*
*inserts a huge amount of mini-nukes*
*Receives one large nuke*
*Inserts $1.00 USD*
* receives $0.50 USD and a can of Pepsi
* inserts $0.50 USD and an empty Pepsi can
*receives "Falling Down"*
*inserts Michael Douglas*
*receives Cal Lightman*
*inserts Ria Torres*
*receives The "Who???"*
*Inserts "My Generation"*
*recieves Chapeaumelon
*inserts Eurotrip
*receives a lot of €500 bills*
*inserts bank account*
*Receives §0*
*Inserts paycheck*
* recieves $0.01
*inserts poketto monstaa hatogorudo
Recieves angry Japanese guy
Inserts manga book
*receives anime film*
*inserts merchandising*
* receives advertisement
* advertises the latest and greatest in SimCity law enforcement transportation
Download now! (http://www.simtropolis.com/stex/details.cfm?id=22688)
* inserts Classified section of "The Roanoke Times"
*recieves free kittens
*inserts Gum Boots
*receives stinky feet*
*inserts clean white socks*
*receives Clinton's cat*
*inserts Obama's dog*
* receives Obama action figure [Pix] (http://update.microsoft.com/windowsupdate/v6/thanks.aspx?ln=en&&thankspage=5)
* inserts Windows 7 installation DVD
*Receives DVD back; the machine couldn't read the DVD*
*Inserts new DVD drive*
* Receives one of the original 5MB hard drives
* Inserts a metal disc removed from a dismantled hard drive
*receives 15 neodymium magnets*
*inserts a magnet from the LHC*
*recieves anti-matter*
*inserts division by zero*
*Receives infinity*
*Inserts nothing*
*recieves singularity*
*inserts wormhole*
*receives the Borg*
*inserts 8472*
*Receives the Vorlons*
*Inserts the White Star*
*receives death Star*
*Inserts a galaxy far, far away.*
*Receives probe droid*
*Inserts shield generator*
*receives AT-AT*
*Inerts General Veers*
*receives Lando Calrissian*
*inserts X-Wing*
*Receives R2-D2*
*Inserts tow cable*
* Receives Stolen Death Star Plans*
*inserts Ewok*
*recieves wookie*
Hey, whose mom is this!?!
*inserts "meet the spartans"*
*receives "Remember the Titans" DVD*
*inserts Zamgrh*
Zamgrh: A zombie language invented by the players of Urban Dead.
*Recives Zamgrh - to - English Dictionary
*Inserts Model Plane
*Receives airport BAT*
*Inserts bus ticket*
*receives 2 hours bus ride during rushhour*
*inserts Lighttail*
*receives typing error*
*inserts light rail*
;)
*receives a 12 lane highway*
*inserts a lego block*
*receives building plans*
*inserts lego castle*
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*Receives castle BAT*
*Inserts baseball bat*
*receives soccer BAT*
*inserts Soccer World Championship*
*receives SA in 2010*
Ugh.
*inserts atom bomb*
*Receives Megaton (and blows it up in a spectacular bang)*
*Inserts Very Evil Karma*
* receives very evil karma*
Nom.
*inserts neutral karma*
*Receives Switzerland*
*Inserts Hannibal (either one is fine)*
*Receives some fava beans and a nice chianti*
*Inserts Jay & Silent Bob*
*Receives Canada...*
*Inserts a piece of moldy bread..hehe..*
*receives grade 9 biology project* (seriously, i experimented with mold this year!)
*inserts a ninja*
*receives a kick in the face (from Strategist's ninja.. :bomb:..*
*inserts a single Pound Sterling*
*receives 1.12806 EUR*
*inserts 2.68 Trinidad and Tobago Dollars (TTD)*
*Receives Spice World double disc collector's edition dvd*
*Inserts real American money*
*Receives pretend American Money*
*Inserts a sub-prime mortgage*
* receives Financial Crisis*
*inserts Recession*
*Receives Unemployment Check*
*Inserts Food Stamp card*
*Receives Nuka-Cola bottle (even thouh I wanted a Nuka-Cola Quantum)*
*inserts bottle caps"
(can anyone guess what game I'm playing ::))
*recieves flatenned bottle caps* Hmmm, must be a train in there...
*inserts 16 100ths of a rand in coins*
*recieves 37 shrimp and fish tacos*
*inserts leather jacket*
*recieves steak*
Mmmm. *nom*
*inserts animal rights activists*
*Receives 5year membership for the NRA*
*Inserts AK-47*
*receives UN Security Council Mandate*
*inserts SCUD Missile*
*Receives dissent from the opposition party & media*
*Inserts GreenDay's American Idiot cd*
* Receives a coaster set *
* Inserts lame horse *
*receives Overweight Jockey*
*inserts Toaster*
*Receives script for new Transformers movie*
*Inserts Michael Bay*
*receives Megan Fox*
Mmmm.
*inserts PR promotional*
*Recieves football signed by Brett Favre*
*Inserts slightly used leather jacket*
* Receives Kramer's jacket (you know, the one he warmed up in his oven? yeah, that one.)
* Inserts a handful of laser-printer toner
* receives an empty inkjet cartridge
* inserts 5g of pure gold
*receives a high amount of money*
*inserts cash deposit*
*receives a Merry Christmas*
*inserts Adrian's Special Egg Nog* :P
*Receives 2 years probation for contributing to the delinquency of a minor*
*Inserts PrisonBreak Season 1 DVD*
*Receives DVD back. The machine doesn't read it for some reason.*
*Inserts gift wrapping paper.*
*recieves rift gapping paper*
The machine got a little confused...
*Inserts Koenigsegg CCX*
*receives POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!*
*Inserts Jeremy Clarkson Quote ("I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head's just exploded")*
*Recieves important link- Link (http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#sv%7Cen%7CKoenigsegg)*
*Inserts McLaren F1*
*Receives sunken Battleship*
*Inserts dominos*
*Receives domino day.*
*Inserts FC Barcelona.*
**Receives football with Spanish flag on it**
**Inserts Toshiba laptop**
*Receives slightly burnt rubble*
*Inserts Metallica's Ride the Lightning CD*
*Get's struck by lightning.*
*Inserts ashes.*
*receives Major Tom*
*inserts David Bowie*
*Receives Annie Lennox*
*Inserts "Here Comes The Rain Again" 45*
*Receives a truck load of snow on his head.*
*Inserts Christmas Tree.*
*Receives Santa Hat*
*Inserts snowball fight*
*Receives Sint-Pietersplein and Citadelpark in Ghent*
*inserts Facebook group about snowball fights at said places*
*Receives snow in neck.*
*Inserts TNT.*
*Receives a fleet of airplanes*
*Inserts "Aeroport de Liège-Bierset" (their hub in Belgium)*
*receives Spam*
*Inserts Virus*
*receives swine flu*
*inserts artificial exaggerated and unnecessary panic*
*Receives a chunk of ice.*
*Inserts Global Warming.*
*receives Al Gore*
*inserts voting machine*
*receives Obama as president*
*Inserts plan to reform healthcare*
*Receives Hospital.*
*Inserts Route 66.*
*receives Harley-Davidson*
*inserts broken motorbike*
*receives toolkit*
*inserts Trevor Linden*
*Receives coffin.*
*Inserts oven.*
*makes himself a pizza*
*inserts a 115+ pages Bat tutorial*
*receives LEX DVD exclusive BATs*
*inserts money to pay for said DVD*
*Receives bankruptcy.*
*Inserts Bill Gates' money.*
*Receives Windows Vista*
*Inserts burned (as in destroyed) Windows Vista installation disc (caused by numerous UAC prompts)*
* Receives Windows 7
* Inserts burned (as in destroyed) Windows 7 installation disc (caused by repeated failed installations because it doesn't like my video card driver)
*Receives Windows DOS.*
*Inserts transistor*
*Receives Mac OSX Leopard*
*Inserts Sigh of Relief*
**Receives Mac Guy**
**Inserts Toshiba laptop**
*Receives Japan.*
*Inserts Tokio.*
*Receives Tokio Hotel CD*
*Inserts bleeding ears and ripped-out eyes*
*Receives typical meat pie*
*Inserts, hmmm...(checks pockets), a used tissue*
*receives burnt cinders*
*Inserts a map of Vancouver*
*receives Vancouver.sc4m - yay!*
*Inserts italian telephone card*
*Receives picture of Mussolini*
*Inserts Joseph Stalin*
*receives Hitler*
*throws Hitler back inside*
*receives The Great Dictator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Dictator)*
*inserts Charlie Chaplin*
*receives a bowler's hat and a walking stick*
*inserts lame jokes*
*recieves uninthusiastic laugh
*inserts random sneeze
*receives swine flu*
*inserts bottle of tabasco*
*receives szechuan pepper*
*inserts a very hot and spicy chinese meal*
*recieves a red army soldier*
*inserts a marines*
*receives hippies*
*inserts Woodstock CD compilation*
* Receives Jimi Hendrix *
* Inserts Battlefield 2142 CD *
*Recieves Enclave Power Armor*
*Inserts liberty Prime*
*Receives Adams Air Force Base*
*Inserts Mothership Zeta*
*Receives LOLcats*
*Inserts Cliff Burton*
*receives Metallica's "Kill 'em all"-Album*
*inserts "Volksmusik-CD"*
*receives Walkman*
*inserts Iphone*
*Receives Nexus One*
*Inserts scrap metal*
*receives welder*
*inserts Windows 7*
*receives Win7 64bits*
*inserts Windows Me*
*receives a bucketload of BSOD's*
*inserts RROD*
*Receives repaired XBOX 360*
*Inserts wireless controller*
*receives chicken wire*
*inserts George Lucas*
*receives a "Greedo shot first" - T-Shirt*
*inserts some Midichlorians*
*receives "The Force"*
*inserts Space Balls*
*Receives a pogo stick(...?)*
*Inserts popcorn*
*receives liquid butter*
*inserts heart attack on a stick*
*Receives Dethklok*
*inserts briefcase full of guts*
*Receives empty briefcase*
*Inserts a stick of old, broken computer memory*
*Receives 1TB of SC4 plugins*
*inserts J.R.R. Tolkien*
*Receives LotR DVD Set*
*Receives New Zealand*
*receives a truck load of kiwi*
*inserts a truck load of oranges*
*receives orange juice*
*inserts breakfast*
*receives stomach ache*
*inserts Jay Lenno*
*receives Tank Car*
*inserts M1A1 Abrams*
*receives war*
*inserts nuke to end the war*
*receives the ultimate weapon*
*inserts club*
*Receives Club-sandwich*
*inserts Diarrhea*
*receives immodium*
*inserts vicodin*
*receives Dr. House*
*Inserts Dr. Cutty*
* receives fainting spell*
*inserts cellphone with bad coverage*
*receives the Alps*
*inserts Europe*
*receives Asia*
*inserts Vancouver*
*Receives the Olympics*
*Inserts $200 (US)*
*receives 300 TL (Turkish Lira)*
*inserts 150 Euro*
*receives 6 SC4D LEX DVD 1s*
*inserts one dollar*
*receives .5 pound sterling*
*inserts HM Queen Elizabeth II*
*receives Australia*
*inserts strange jumping marsupials*
*receives Kangaroo Steak*
*Inserts Tomato Sauce*
*receives pizza*
*inserts a restaurant*
*Receives a Burger King*
*Inserts a $1.00 off 2L Coca-Cola coupon*
*receives discount on said Coca-Cola bottle*
*inserts extra money to buy another bottle*
*receives money* ::)
*inserts sunglasses bought with that money*
*receives a visor*
*inserts a beach towel*
* recieves umbrella *
* inserts 10,000 yen *
*receives $114.45 (US dollar)*
*inserts arm*
*Gets a pack of Starburst*
*Inserts $1.00 (US)
*recieves lottery ticket*
*inserts SC4 disc*
* receives SimEarth floppy disc
* inserts SkyscraperCity (http://www.skyscrapercity.com/index.php)
*recieves simtropolis*
*inserts 25 USD*
*recieves notice fron Royal Mail that donation disc was lost.
*inserts angry letter of complaint
*Receives letter back from the Royal Mail*
*Inserts a lawsuit*
*Receives litigation culture.
*Inserts jaywalkers.
*Receives an accident
*inserts a ticket
*receives debt*
*inserts loan application*
*receives house*
*inserts Wilson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Wilson_%28House%29)*
*receives Fox*
*inserts ABC*
*gets America's Funniest Videos*
*inserts Pokemon HeartGold Version*
*recieves DS game
*inserts 3DSiXL (or DS with bits added on and made bigger)
*recieves 40-years-old TV
*inserts a video tape
*receives outdated technology*
*inserts Digital Video Disk*
*recieves DVD-recorder
*inserts instruction about it
*receives a whole stash of Blu-ray discs*
*inserts PS3*
*receives pure awesomeness
*inserts Gran Turismo 5 (or more awesomeness)
*receives brand new 64GB iPod touchTM*
*inserts iPhoneTM 4*
*recieves its battery
*inserts a charger
*gets electrocuted*
*inserts a Pokeball*
*receives bird seed*
* Inserts
http://www.youtube.com/v/2WNrx2jq184&hl=en_US&fs=1
*gets bird poop*
*inserts bag of manure*
*recieves a bag of mulch*
*inserts a garden*
*receives some flowers*
*inserts trees*
PS: Pat, you really like that episode of Family Guy, don't you? (rightly so :P)
*receives shade from the scorching summer heat.*
*inserts the Opera 10 browser*
*recieves a message that the requested server timed out*
*inserts google chrome*
(Receives the following message: "The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave Flash")
(Inserts the F5 button torn right off my keyboard)
*receives the beginning of a PowerPoint Presentation (the F5 key is the keyboard shortcut that starts PPT presentations)*
*inserts Microsoft Office disk 1*
*receives Microsoft Office for Mac - Professional Edition
*inserts an apple
(Receives a worm)
Quote from: Haljackey on July 16, 2010, 10:56:59 PM
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A WORM?!! AAAHHH!!! (Falls over and faints again) &dd
(Inserts the worm back into the machine)
*receives a snake*
*inserts $0.01*
*receives candy*
*Inserts brand new 13inch MacBook Pro (http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/why-mac.html)*
*receives a Sega Mega Drive*
*inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*
(Receives a gold ring and a dead hedgehog)
(Inserts a porcupine)
*receives a poke in the eye*
*inserts glass eye*
*recieves creepy looks*
*inserts small child*
(Receives a subpoena) %plc/&
(Inserts microwaved Mighty Putty) ()testing()
*receives a microwave Spaghetti Carbonara meal*
*inserts a fork*
*receives spork (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork)*
*inserts spoon*
*Receieves Australian knife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqghpm4gXf4)*
*Inserts Kangeroo meat*
PS: not meant to insult the Aussies, that spoon just reminded me of that particular episode
*receives a barbecue*
*inserts a grill*
(Receives a lot of burgers)
(Inserts an iPod)
*receives iPod touch (it's NOT an iTouch or an IPod touch or an iPod Touch, it's an iPod touch spelled and capitalized exactly like that)*
*inserts iPhone
*receives water damage*
*inserts a fireplace (for drying things ;))*
*receives wood*
*inserts forests*
*receives trees*
*inserts tree branch*
*receives bark* (from the tree)
*inserts a cat*
*receive a dog*
*inserts a trumpet*
(Receives a tuba)
(Inserts a trombone)
*Receive a smashed electric guitar*
*insert a coin*
*receives a chocolate bar from a normal vending machine*
*inserts a wrapper*
*the machine pushes back the wrapper:"5 dollar bills only!"
*insert 5 Canadian dollars*
*recieves 5 British pennies*
*inserts a 5 pound note*
*Recieves 24,52 PLN*
*Inserts 20 PLN note*
(Receives an IOU)
("Inserts" spray cheese into the coin slot as an act of revenge) :D
*Recieves police prevention team as an answer*
*Inserts a helmet*
*Recieves Police prevention team*
*Inserts police water-cannon-vechicle*
*Receives a car with no windscreen wipers*
*inserts a steering wheel*
*recieves a parking ticket*
*inserts a tooth*
*Recieves a cow*
*Insterts a pine*
*receives a tree*
*Inserts fire wood*
*recieves campfire*
*inserts $0.02*
(Receives an IOU)
(Inserts "confetti")
Little note: Actually, the confetti is actually the IOU, only it's now all torn up... Out of frustration... :bomb:
*receives a $50 voided check*
*inserts sprayed silly string in act of revenge*
*receives silly putty*
*inserts scorching heat*
*receives an ice-cream van*
*inserts some sauce*
*receives some stains on your shirt*
*inserts fabric softener*
*receives a washing machine*
*inserts a shop*
(where you buy your fabric softener)
*receives a building*
*inserts some wood, cement, a few stones and windows*
*receives a house*
*inserts a home*
*receives a garden*
*inserts a tuft of grass*
(Receives a lawnmower... And a lot of lawnmower-related injuries afterwards...)
(Inserts a woodchipper)
*receives a chainsaw*
*inserts a chain*
*receives bike*
*inserts unicycle*
*receives a clown*
*inserts a circus*
*receives elephant* &dance
*inserts peanuts*
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(Receives a choking hazard... Then the Heimlich Manoeuvre)
(Inserts a subpoena)
*recieves a ??????*
*Inserts PlaystationPortable Pandora Battery*
receives closed pandora's box
inserts OPENED pandora's box
*Receives 42 ;) *
*Inserts concrete power pole base*
(Receives the rest of the power pole, with the lines still attached to them)
(Inserts a half-dead car battery)
* Receives Jumper Cable*
*inserts StarWars BattleFront 2 Disc*
*Receives Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope*
*Inserts a US Nickel from 1910*
*Receives a U.S. gold dollar from 2010*
*Inserts empty Coca-Cola can*
Receives a full can of 7up... :) Flying at me... :o Towards my face... &cry2 At 96 MPH... &dd (Refer to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkgQFOOr7ug)
Inserts one of the cans back into the machine.
*Receives a piece of coal*
*Inserts SC4Devotion homepage link*
* receives error message from Simtropolis, something about llamas and broccoli
* inserts the past
Receives a one-way ticket to Room 101. (1984 reference...)
Inserts POURS a bottle of Victory Gin into the insert slot.
* receives MACHINE BLOWS UP!
* inserts a Boeing 727
*Receives round-trip plane ticket from DIA to SAN*
Aw man, it isn't refundable. :(
*Inserts round-trip plane ticket from DIA to SAN*
(Receives money) Haha!!! ::)
(Inserts a Frisbee)
*Gets a bowling ball*
KLONK!!
*Inserts $.75*
*Receives can of Pepsi*
*Inserts concrete stepping stone*
*receives limestone*
*inserts 2.50€*
*Recieves (whatever the exchange rate is) in American dollars.*
*Inserts the awesomeface*
receives canyonjumper
inserts a raisin
(Receives some wine)
(Inserts a pack of playing cards that has missing cards.)
By the way, 2.50 Euros is 3.57 USD.
*Receives pack of Yugioh cards*
...What....? ???
*Inserts LEX disk*
*Receives a slightly worn out Pat*
lol
*Inserts back slightly worn out Pat*
*recieves a LEX DISK AGAIN?!*
*inserts a STEX disk....."
*gets banned from ST for being intolerant, like I did*
*inserts in a foam pirate hat*
*receives a bucket of octopus*
*inserts $1.50*
receives: a (US) 2 dollar bill
inserts: small chiwawa
*receives some bones*
*inserts a key*
*Recieves a tomato*
*Inserts a half eaten tomato*
*receives salsa pizzaiola*
*inserts 5 Auros(The official currency of a street festival in my hometown(glass coins ;D))*
*Recives an ice cube*
Melts it
*Inserts cup of water*
EDIT: hello, this has not been posted from along with others with my name on "Last post: Mike Machine, July 2, 2012." ()what() Whats the matter?