Worst Case Scenario

[Nego]

So one of the inmates fixed it himself in return for an early release from prison.

[samerton]

but you sueued the prison for releasing someone like that, but they weren't happy so they added an extra 10 years onto your prison sentence.

[MandelSoft]

When you hear the news, you became mad and beat every guard nearby, adding another 10 years onto your prison sentence.

[samerton]

but then the cell door opens and your new cellmate is one of the roughest gangsters around

[WC_EEND]

and you get beat up by him and are transferred to a prison hospital

[samerton]

but the hospital was on strike, so no-one could attend to you

[MandelSoft]

While you're lying on that hospital bed (while no-one was helping you), suddenly the cables holding the lamp above you bed snap and the lamp fall on you from 5 meters high. Ouch!

[WC_EEND]

worse still, it was one of those very expensive lamps with lots of crystal in it.

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And the "chandelier" weighs about 300 tons cuz there were about 700 thousand million billion zillion trillion decorative crystals on it.  (Who puts a ridiculously heavy and overly ornate chandelier in a prison hospital...?)

[samerton]

and because no one is there to attend to you, you're left alone with the chandelier on you and all of your rib-cages smash with the weight

[MandelSoft]

Suddenly, one of the machines in the prison hospitals catches fire.

[WC_EEND]

which also puts the curtains (and subsequently, your baxter) on fire

[Highrise99]

and although you are rescued from the fire and transfered to a different hospital, you are sued for the damage, and 10 years are added to your sentence.

[daryl7478]

And then you make the courthouse catch on fire to find out that you're cursed.

[MandelSoft]

And to make matters worse, you got severe 3rd degree burning wounds, but not fatal.

[samerton]

You are evacuated to another hospital to be treated for the burns, but as soon as you arrive there, the power was shut off until you leave because they don't want another building to catch fire...

[WC_EEND]

So you start searching for the switch to turn the power on, but unfortunately during your search you get electrocuted by an exposed wire

[MandelSoft]

And after all this extreme misery and horrible pain, you're still not dead. So the suffering continues

[Highrise99]

Then, you discover that your room is on fire.  (Here we go again )

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Fortunately (Or so you think...) the fire sprinklers in the ceiling activate, but instead, they spray out lighter fluid!!!