The "Corrupt A Wish"-Game

[mave94]

Granted! You have a bunch of coins which can't be paid with anymore.

I wish it was already summer holiday.

[Hahei]

Granted, but that means that you have to go to school in late August in 39c degree heat.
I wish for none of my wishes to be corrupted.

[GDO29Anagram]

Granted. They're not granted.

I wish that I could implement HD textures onto transit networks using RKT-0 Exemplars and S3Ds.

[MandelSoft]

Granted! But it costs you eight months of work to complete everything.

I wish the weather was better today...

[Mike Machine]

Granted, but unfortunately your animals liked the weather so much, they can't stand the weather now. they died.

I wish for a new 2-seater for my birthday.