surprised this isnt here yet....
the rules are simple. everyone posts 3 words that continue the sentence/story the person above posted 3 words of (if your post starts a new page you are to post the summarized story. you'll be able to see this from page 5 on)
Example - Person 1: "there was a" person 2: "man that ate" and so on
I'll start.
Once upon a
time I vomited
on a goldfish
which belonged to
my sister Natalie
's imaginary friend
. The imaginary goldfish
said, "Stop or
eat fried squid."
Why can we
not get along?
The reason we
don't get along
is because a
car crashed into
my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they
wanted it to
squash the gorilla
, but instead it
squashed them into
positions they never
dreamed of being
ever able to
get out again
. Next, the gorilla
attacked the fishbowl
using a large
stick, that was
covered with fireants
Which set the
poor little fishies
tails on fire
, however the water
put the fire
out, as though
it never existed,
are we all
so blind thta
we cannot see
who is to
really punish the
the observing aliens
that come from
mars with vengeance
because the mars
people was soooooooooo
pissed. The people
here on Earth
hate the people
over yonder at
that place because
their farts are
toxic to humans
. Naturally , of course
they didn't intend
to poison people
, however when they
fart all know
they are about
to go nuclear
So this means
the moral of
OK folks as for your reading pleasure here is the whole story as of today 6/19
finished off with my post. I did very little editing to keep what everyone posted to
the original post. I only added a few puncs and corrected some small spelling errors.
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of.........
this long winded
PS nice one Pat for bringing together what we had so far :thumbsup:
but also very
mind bogling story
is that we
all want exemption
from monkeys that
do our taxes.
. Because the high
taxes actually affects
the bottom line
and gross profits
of economic enterprises.
With more money
we can hire
more intelligent nuts.
I was wondering how often would you all like to see the story pulled together?
I was thinking once every other page?
With more nuts
...we will never...
Pat Every other page is fine, but perhaps every page might be better. Perhaps whoever starts the page should post the story as it currently is then.
have any problems
...with human starvation.
So wrapping up,
we can say
The story so far
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation. So wrapping up, we can say...
...with complete certainty...
that the implications
of the bloody
war between worlds
has had no
tangible retardation regarding.....
Keynesian economic theory.
Then Michael slapped
all of us
with a notion
...that God didn't...
ever imagine to
think of, because
at the time
no tea was
to obtain from
the planet that
Dang..I am the first at a new page:
The story so far
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation. So wrapping up, we can say
that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that....
the ancients built
for the ridiculous
purpose that eventually
was lost in
that fateful night
long ago. However
we're entering the
tertiary acceleration phase
and what else
could go wrong
is unknown due
to external factors.
Quote from: pickled_pig on June 21, 2007, 04:07:43 PM
...we will never...
Pat Every other page is fine, but perhaps every page might be better. Perhaps whoever starts the page should post the story as it currently is then.
Good Idea, I'll edit the first post. :thumbsup:
Hence, we ought
to find the
Flame ty as it only seemed kinda cool to actualy see what was the story
and maybe get a better idea of the direction...
lost city of
Atlantis, as the
famous dancing slugs
makes us all
go crazy enough
to want to
EDIT: Putting the compilation in....
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to.....
excrete a slippery
element composed of
grease. But now
we want to
Crapola.... I started the new page last time I posted... Time to compile the story.... :angrymore:
fnd a happy
ending to our
miserable occupations. Unfortunately
the cheesecake monster
So so so stupid... Sorry $%Grinno$%
attained escape velocity
and so it
"destroyed the Earth" anyone? :P
launched emergency beacons
that summoned backup
cheesecake monster armies
to retaliate, however
they got whipped.
Paris Hilton lost
what little mind
she never had
by declaring hostilities
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to fnd a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities.....
[edit] flame- i didnt realise what you meant till the second time you wrote it :P (¬_¬)
against said armies
in the instant
Ha Ha! Mightygoose! Gotta edit that one and put in the compilation!
of pure rage
following her time
c'mon, I set this one up for the next poster :D
in LA County
jail. Pooooor Paris
, nobody cared though
Alright rickmast, exactly what I planned! :thumbsup:
because she's a
non sc4 player
. Meanwhile, the other
mightygoose. your psot at the page top needs to have the compilation added ;)
inmates at LA
County went extrasolar....
(outside the solar system)
but got cold
so they burned
Paris's grand cell
to the ground.
Her charismatic ectoplasm's
effect on the
quantum doohicky array
had no effect.
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier
Hey Derry you started a new page...
you know what that means? time to carry over our story as it stands today
Thank you Derry for taking care of it....
transmogrified someone into
an iradiated transmogrification
that then started
psychological corroborations attributed
to repressed memories
of Paris Hilton's
well-deserved jail
can I get a "term" anyone :P
term that was
shortened due to
an idiot judge
who liked nothing
but to watch
poor Paris sit
back and sing.
some lexicalogically superfluous
with toooooo many
Whoa whoa whoa....
what the hell? This thing got off track... the last 2 posts make no sense.
(This post has no story continuation)
UnOffical Post:
I think my post made alot of sense as did MG's...
"with tooo many?" leads it into any thing...
"some lexicalogically superfluous" is look here for superfluous (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluous_man)
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many
Verses about how
to paint her
ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Green)
pulled out his
radioactivity detector and
threw it at
the very ugly
cheesemonger's sister. Later
that night I
sat awake wondering
about this nonsensical
time in Stropon
when I drank
a whole bottle
of delectable fortified
of pure german
Chocalate flovered bubblegum
which tasted good...
I couldn't believe
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe
Jeronij hadn't stripped
:P
until now, but
all the ladies
(NASCAR Guy: you drew the short straw, time to update the story)
went hog wild,
when they saw
the pale colour
Quote from: tooheys on July 29, 2007, 01:23:22 AM
(NASCAR Guy: you drew the short straw, time to update the story)
Fixed ;)
We could get ourselves all banned if we take this too far ::)
of his tight
fitting tee-shirt.
It clung to
his masculine body.
like it was
a leech on
a bloodpack. elsewhere
We saw Dedgren
the mighty Alaskan
Intellectual heavyweight charging
towards a group
of unsuspecting cheesmonsters
when he decided
to make 3RR
with a red
blue and green
btw ferry its your turn to bring this story to full circle todate.
stream that flowed
much like a
cascading Niagara. A
Very Embarressed Johnny
Appleseed reached up
To Kick Fledder's
butt with a
steel capped boot
, but the boot
got stuck up
someone's very large _________________
Pat, you're trying to set up someone for a fall, and surprise, surprise here I am ;D
Sorry, didn't bite :P
chimney flue, which
widened the size
btw, this is really going sour - keep it up!
of Toohey's ummmmm :D :D :D
insight into Pat's :P
very irregular mind.... $%Grinno$%
which causes him
to play Sim
City 7 when
----------------------------
Story up to date:
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim.........................
finaly someone made
Rickmastfan guess what you get the honours of doing??? bringing the story full circle to date lol....
a wonderful suggestion
into a weapon.
that would cause
underdog, spiderman, and
Batman to switch
places with BSC
, who dressed up
with their underpants
inside out, so
omg omg omg :D ok on with it ummmm lol
that they was
nuttier than squirrel
high on crack
and low on
cash that BLaM
spent frivolously on
secondhand bats from
SC4's main website
which BLaM turned
Story up to date:
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned
...
into beautiful, attractive,
useful lot's... So
why is it
that Wisconsin is
green on tuesdays..
While a Naked
woman is jumping
Into a pool
full of jello.
did you know
Sim Cities history?
Well it's a
long time ago
When the god
mode was created
which gave ordinary
gamers abilities beyond
the Mayor mode.
to have fun
where no fun
loving kids were
hanging out by
the post office
Hey vario... you started a new page... You know what to do. Have fun. :D
Okay here's the belated update of the story....
Story up to date:
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office.
But eventually one...
caused the big
bang theory to
happen in downtown
right before the
almighty Cheeziz has
summoned cheescake monsters
creating big singulary
quarrels about the
super tall skyscrapers
that was big.
These super tall
skyscrapers were falling
into the subway
and collapsing the
moose which happened
to cross exactly
Edit ah me again.
Story up to date:
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly.....
the four laned
rural highway. however
the NAM road
Modd was not
up to standards
so the official
city journal statistics
threw a meteor
into the way
and it struck
The house of
the forgotten batters
destroying all the
archived models... Before
the year 1987
Furious, 1987 BATters
Decided to get...
ahold of some
Free passes to
Walt Disney World!
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World!
Where Mickey still
Had a secret
and it's bad
he still wets
his pants and
drinks out of...
a trash can
Sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered
that huge grater
over at the
Cheese Grater Shrine
(blessed by Jesus)
was 100% pure
teflon, essential for
non-stick cooking of
Holy cheese from
inside North Dakota
They used it
Liberally on coyotes
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes
Well that's it up until now. Now for my addition...
in order to
give roadrunners advance
notice of bombs
that may be
hidden under the
only palm tree
in all the
sub siberian highlands
on planet mars
However,President Bush
refused to take
Russia's attack seriously
So the military...
BATted a weapon
which looked like
something that came
from Florida. Which
a man shot
by stalin found
in a tea
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However,President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military... BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida. Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea
chest, slightly rusted
due to the
Overweight Monkeys from
The planet of...
SimMars. Guess what
I found today:
A 500 pound
beast of a
quite perplexing nature
that looked like
it ate something
heavy. The beast
was sitting near
a river, it
had eaten all
the reeds, exposing
a nuclear bomb
which was undetonated?
So a profesional
alligator wrestler, licensed
ooooooooh no look what i get to do eeeeeeeek lol
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However,President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military... BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried............
so that is the complete story to date - pat
to say "Crickey!.......
but instead said
bee, boo, bop!
He was sued
with a large
1,000,000,000 fine and
threatened with the
Knive he found
under a giant
teflon cheese grater.
But Malaqat conjured
the high courts.
However, nobody cared
that a crazy
Croc Hunter had
Decided to try
shooting twelve adorable
naked mole rats
which were busy
doing some nasty
Community Service for
heinous hate crimes.
The rats said
that they would
play SimCity until
the cows came
To clean the
red light district's
so that some
drunk hookers named
fjskdl, eruigfrio, and
Malcolm Achbar Mustafa
were able to
get double pay
That Was Good
for buying illegal
underground ping-pong leagues
jumbo sized explosive
ten pound balls
(places period after "balls")
They were crushed
into orange julius
by a gigantic
hungry weiner dog
that was over
Taking Sexy Back
by the Stripclub.
Then the local
paint stripper decided
EDIT: OJ, you know what to do. Now, compile the story!
to get to
Patches Paint for
ne stocking fillers
.
When David Degren
went to Nebraska
and got hit
With a large
cob of corn
he decided to
Curse at BarbyW
who slapped him
with a flounder
which was dead
She than picked
a new ipod
mini that was
Previuosly owned by
by them monkey...
. Unfortunately for her,
David had a
lazer gun pointed
directly at the
new iPod which
was crawling up
his thigh bone
and then went
all the way
into his new
shoulder pads that
glowed in the
dark. While that
happened she fell
out of a(n)
tub of pudding,
with the juice of orange and
said three words:
"What the **ll"?
which really meant
there was no
iPod at all
and that she
had to pee
in an outhouse.
The outhouse was
then set on
on top of
the big long...............
pit that leads
to the center
square in town.
The townspeople all
threw up over
the pit's rim
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military... BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim__________________
that was green,
OK that is the story upto date with my entry at the bottom there, Please people for the love and easy of the game if you flip the page please bring the story over to your post, thank you Patrick.................................
(Hoping to God I never flip the page)
and smelled like
they ate a(n)
entire bag of
greeen funkie smelly
cheese. It was
that Brett Favre
had a cheese
sandwhich with pickles
embedded into his
right pocket was
a GMAX model
of the CNTower.
Who here thinks
they have the
ipod hidden in
a dump truck?
Well of course
OK Handson its your turn to fill us upto date with the whole story to your post ;)
now with mine
Quote from: Pat on March 06, 2008, 08:18:12 AM
OK Handson its your turn to fill us upto date with the whole story to your post ;)
:'( Got caught!! Ergo, the epic thus far:
------------------------------------------------
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military... BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine... never playing Madonna
hehehe busted yuppers that is me the buster lol, sorry Handson that it had to be you to bring the story this time :D
would be good.
Time for us
to dance into
the yellowing aquarium
because we are
born innocent, believe
me when I
sing my song
that I'm far
away from you
while in fact
your mother wears
a sixties' dress
and huge underwear.
So we see
the bad moon
arising.
I see
trouble on the
on the way.
:D
Because I'm a nice guy.....I'll post this for Nate. :thumbsup:
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military... BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine...
never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Nate you owe me one, buddy.
Robin ;)
(Sorry bout that, forgot to count the posts)
Don't come around
to borrow my
Sim City Diskette.
that hasn't been
out of my
mind since the
monkeys laughed at
me on the
Jello Pudding Pops
that was totaly
melted on the
dashboard of a
old beatup Toyota
that smelt like
her sponsor's left
butt cheek. Now
toxic fumes fill
not only the
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military... BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine...
never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. that hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totaly melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also
oooooooo Robin has to bring the story over to the new paaaaaaaaaaaaaage hehehehe..... Dont worry Robin you can edit your post to bring it over
:D ;D ()stsfd() ;)
the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have
been delayed while
the National Guard
is too busy
watching infomercials and
helping people to
tone their abs
or to punt
that Katrina incedent
back to George
, who was vacationing
in Cuba against
the Pentagon's request
because of the
failed cigar embargo
sabotaged by monkeys
from the NSA
. The monkeys then
smoked all the
stuff we decided
to pick off.
So then we
Hey Heblem I belive you have the honor's of bringing over the story to date...
worshipped the monkeys
although we like
Since it needs to be done..:
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incedent back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too, and
penguins, but monkeys
are prettier then
an elephant's butt.
Handson thank you for bringing the story over!! You are a true sportsman!!!
But what I
ate this afternoon
was crocodile, indeed,
they say it
tastes like chicken,
better than monkey,
but resembles yogurt.
A lightning storm
blew in faster
she had expected
The Story to
take a turn
but so far
no such luck.
since her Simian
Decided to Leave.
The ape had
been threatening of
running for Congress
. The Congress of
Hey Nascar_guy you paged flip and if you could please bring the story over to date in your first post, thank you :thumbsup:
all xx monkeys
disproving Darwin's theory
and eating bananasplits
that truely only
contained fake icecream
that melted soon
despite the climatic
shifts Al Gore
global warming icees
which are quite
tasty morsels despite
being made of
cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!", said
Ronald Mcdonald, as
Hannah Montana took
enough horse tranquilizers
to make it
intersitng for Al
gore, for he
wanted to create
a huge statue
for polar bears
of himself wearing
in a city
where a monkey,
is soo bad that he needs to bring the story over to the current page lol....
HINT HINT cough cough
is confused about
the whole thing.
Inspired by the latest Geico commercials, I'll now be retelling the whole story to date, interpreted by monkeys.
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Some weird monkey
with a camera
starts making gestures
to remove the
dammit I did it again.
Oh, I mean... um...
old people from
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yes yes you did nate now you got 2 pages to catch up on lol....
the dark depths
where they were
regurgetated by sharks
because they tasted
like my wife's
(uhh....) mothers cooking. They
were much too
salty and they
tasted so much,
like deepfreezed turkey
from last year's
Christmas holliday. Meanwhile
I sat pondering
all about the
twists and turns
of the mysteries
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incedent back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier then an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.
Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen. "No problem!" said Ronald McDonald... As Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore... For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgetated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freezed turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep...
So that is the story to the current!!! Please remember if you page flip that to bring the story over... Also this is a 3 word story so words like icecream are actually 2 words ice cream... So "I like icecream" don't count cause that is 4 words and not 3, so it should go like this " I like ice"... thank you and lets have some fun!!!!
thanks Pat
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oooooh btw if you think about in MS Word this about 4 pages loooooooong WOW!!! :D ;D
and onerous mind,
using big words
of English idioms
confusing the monkeys,
speaking only American,
through Japanese translators,
whose questionable linguistics
and snazy wardrobes
are very intellectual..
but they later...
was asked to
screamingman I was ending that sentence lol
join the order
of retired zoologists
who now only
aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!!
She was stunned
Huh? She who?
A valid question
requiring full investigation,
said Detective Colombo,
who has 42
under paid monkey's...
Nate its your honor to bring the story over to the new page ;)
fluent in Chinese
speaking. The results
Man, no one posted on this topic for a month!
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said:
"Stop or eat fried squid."
Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.
Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results
were inaudible English
. They wanted bananas
which then Nate
threw at Tarkus
causing every devotee
to do a
trilple salto backwards.
Then all the
monkeys danced around
RJ's census tower
and then they
went to the
outback, waltzing with
wallabies, koalas, kangaroos,
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said:
"Stop or eat fried squid."
Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.
Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a trilple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingo's and some
Matildas. But the
mrtnrln: your turn to bring the story over to this page.. $%Grinno$%
armadillos were left
stunned and confussed.
They had missed
the crucial meeting
to negotiate the
the surrender of
their top secret
highly protected forumla,
the bannana launchers
which the monkeys
wanted to mass
produce in order
for complete and
total destruction of
Earth failed because
no one agreed
on what type
of bananas to
have pureayed... So
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said:
"Stop or eat fried squid."
Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.
Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a trilple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingo's and some Matildas. But the armadillos were left stunned and confussed.
They had missed the crucial meetingto negotiate the the surrender of their top secret highly protected forumla, the bannana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureayed... So
instead, they decided
that the best
thing to do
was to go
for drinks at
Pat and Dave's
and after many
loooong hard hours
chewing the menus
and also the
bills, which were
much too salty,
very rapidly. Did
anyone see their
private jet take
off from LAX
(Lower Austrialian Xenoport)
narrowly escaping the
long and contrived
I knew I should've counted posts first. OK, from the top.
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said:
"Stop or eat fried squid."
Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.
Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a trilple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingo's and some Matildas. But the armadillos were left stunned and confussed.
They had missed the crucial meetingto negotiate the the surrender of their top secret highly protected forumla, the bannana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureayed... So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary...
about Llamas with
smelly bellies? Why
did everyone want
Moldy chili cheese . . .
That's because we
all thrive on
Chili cheese dogs.
This by far
is the silliest
run of this
Fascinating and complex . . .
mind blowing story.
new sentence
Meanwhile, in GRV
people discussed about
cannibals eating people
, one more fascinating
hoax conspirators perpetrated.
(new sentence)
Nevertheless, the invasion . . .
of Canada was
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda
Ladies & gentle folks:
we have no "accomplished":
2,215 words over 5 A4 pages on 205 lines, meaning at least 738 posts..
which means this equals an average submission to the NY Times..just more interesting..
to have Sam
took a turn
When the Great . . .
Wouanagaine intervened, to
stop all the
ninja monkeys from
saying: "We are . . .
way better then
educated gorillas populating
trashy pubs during
the Olympics for
cryin out loud.
Those gorilla's were
Republicans - of course -
that Bush sent
While eating pie.
New sentence.
It was discovered
that he has
a very small
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
"OMG", screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which
Why me - again.. :'(
holds his brain
to the center.
end sentence and Handson you do such a wonderful job at bringing the story full circle and make it truly enjoyable to read!!! Thank you for your hard work on it!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
"That's interesting", said
I've attached a Dutch translation of the 3 word story. It's not completely right, but it's readable.
Dick Cheney's wife
who's middle finger
was very large
compared to Bushes.
Suddenly a giant . . .
Clinton finger pointed
at RippleJets belly
Because a man-eating . . .
man-eater eats a
man in such
way, the president
must activate the
Anti-man-eating dart throwing . . . (not end of sentence).
evil monkey's from
outer space that
smoke too much,
and got stoned
as monkeys do.
So kids, remember:
Your turn to bring the story over, j-dub! ;)
smoking and eating
is what monkeys
do for fun.
Guess I shall do it instead, I've always wanted to :)
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
"OMG", screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the center.
"That's interesting," said Dick Cheney's wife who's middle finger was very large compared to Bushes. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJet's belly because a man eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke to much, and got stoned as monkeys do.
So kids: remember smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus
The ancient prophecy . . .
of ancient prophecies
explained that the
cheesecakemonster would return
and spread its
stickiness onto those
that do evil
like motorriders and
writers of words
psst. hi, all!
Because Overlord Twinkie . . .
makes police cars...
that vaguely resemble
Giant flaming Lamborghinis.
(new sentence)
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations
I shall get to the bottom of this! This is a conspiracy, making me port the now minor pamphlet-sized story over again..! Where's the CIA when you need them? %confuso
Hello, Vandy..
were just too
close for comfort
and were also
a lot cheaper
than outsourcing to
the Macintosh retailers
who spoke Australian(?!?!)
"Australian?" - Answer from a top model on the question "What language do they speak in Australia?"
The poker dealers
dealt another round
Of Delta Airlines
peanuts and rum
. They puked, because
they wanted to
prove the point
that i couldn't
see vomit without
______________________________
Glad to see my old thread is alive and well :P
causing the ... WHAT?!
Exclaimed an Unhappy
... something. Coming soon:
Next poster has to bring over the whole story ;)
The Story thus far..
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.
The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.
Coming soon: new iPhones with
SUPT (Special UF Police Tazor) option and ....
in-built NARS (Nuked Anti-Robbery System) for ...
Fill in the prize at the dots
900 pineapples that
have sharp pricks
with paralyzing orange-juice
inside them. I
couldn't believe that
these iPhones are
actually the prime-minister's
secret weapon to
bring the sheep
back from Alabama...
Meanwhile at Maxis
the armadillos decided
to have a
device that could
point and shake
James Bond's Martini ...
'Shaken, not stirred' - One of James Bond's mostly known quotes
and a watch
The Story thus far..Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.
The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.
Coming soon: new iPhones with
SUPT option and built-in
NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.
Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch,
that was running
towards something very
Uncooked, You know
like those red
things that you
throw at old
people driving, Red-Hots.
And yet various
animals are oblivious
to our devious
plots against munchkins
so one day...
when my mother
fell into a
dump on the
nails, I went
out to go
get the coffee
That didn't shut
out the cold
The Story thus far..edit:
Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.
The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.
Coming soon: new iPhones with
SUPT option and built-in
NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.
Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.
And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold
miraculous liquid nitrogen.
"Liquid Nitrogen; It's a miracle!" - Dr. Uri Abusikow - Brainiac
Maybe we should divide the story in different chapters ::)
It would be
so miraculous that
this glorious thingie
of a story....................
I would agree that maybe at this point since the story is getting sooo long that maybe chapters wouldnt be a bad idea at all!!!
will be continued...
This can be an end of a chapter.
in the sequel!
Chapter 2:
The Revenge of...
In the top post I placed a chapter division. Please tell if you like it.
the Absolut Sith.
"The Force is ..."
that powerful thing
which is alcoholic
:P
and drunk regularly
.....and somehow quite......
Interesting. Then suddenly...
a piece of
cake appeared at
the train station
out of nowhere.
I ate it...
and somehow levitated
upside down over
The Story thus far..Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.
The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.
Coming soon: new iPhones with
SUPT option and built-in
NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.
Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.
And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.
It would be so miraculous that this glorious thingie of a story will be continued in the sequel!
Chapter 2:
The Revenge of the Absolut Sith
"The Force is that powerful thing which is alcoholic and drunk regularly and somehow quite interesting." Then suddenly a piece of cake appeared at the train station out of nowhere. I ate it and somehow levitated upside down over
there. "Aaaaaaargh!" I ....
ate some pie,
said Tom, who...
are the policeman ?
..........These men are.........
called 'bobbies' in...
some stuck-up land ;D
not in America,
but in Britain.
These so-called Bobbies..........
(Bobby Labonte,Bobby
Boo,Booby Labtop)
went to London
where they drank
in a pub
on fleet street
. One bobby said:
" Listen You Lads"
The NASCAR Bobby,
from the Empire...
(read his signature...)
of Zappa spoke:
"You are all...
on my Voodoo
Cell phone! Beware!
So then the
dood that was
making cops go,
Nascar_guy its your turn to bring the story over to this new page with the added words up to your post, thank you...
wild about False intersections (http://www.wiki.sc4devotion.com/index.php/False_intersection)...
, because the law ...
^^ Errr... that were four words, Casper ^^
states that "Dood"
is a prohibited ...
to dance atop...
a table'-word.
Meantime, near the.....
Rural Highway (http://www.wiki.sc4devotion.com/index.php/Rural_Highway_Mod), it...
began to rain.
Nerdly_dood came and...
(I consider my name one word, joined by the _)
he said: "Hey! ...
Next one should bring the story over!
Hey, You You
i don't like
you! Go away!"
"No" screamed Nate!!!
[And we had a good portion of the song going ;D]
The Story thus far..Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.
The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.
Coming soon: new iPhones with
SUPT option and built-in
NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.
Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.
And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.
It would be so miraculous that this glorious thingie of a story will be continued in the sequel!
Chapter 2:
The Revenge of the Absolut Sith
"The Force is that powerful thing which is alcoholic and drunk regularly and somehow quite interesting." Then suddenly a piece of cake appeared at the train station out of nowhere. I ate it and somehow levitated upside down overthere. "Aaaaaaargh!" I ate some pie, said Tom, who is a policeman.
These men are called 'bobbies' in some stuck-up land, not in America, but in Britain. These so-called Bobbies (Bobby Labonte,Bobby Boo,Booby Labtop) went to London where they drank in a pub on Fleet Street. One bobby said: "Listen, You Lads!" The NASCAR Bobby from the Empire of Zappa spoke: "You are all on my Voodoo Cell Phone! Beware!" So then the dood that was making cops go wild about False intersections , because the law states that 'Dood' is a prohibited 'to dance atop a table'-word.
Meantime, near the Rural Highway, it began to rain. Nerdly_dood came and he said: "Hey! Hey, You You! I don't like you! Go away!" "No!", screamed Nate!!!
Of course he
got himself into
trouble with nerdly_dood
hey, someone mentioned me without actually responding to me()stsfd()
Oh wait, that was me never mind... :-[
, but he was
luckily saved by
Piotr. But Maarten
appeared there, and
he messed up
the whole situation.
"Oh no!", said
nerdly_dood. "It's the
...same freaking situation.......
in Oblivion." But
Wiki Ghosts came
explained the case
Next person bring the story over, plz!
........and ran towards.....
Quote from: mrtnrln on September 23, 2008, 05:51:25 AM
Next person bring the story over, plz!
What does that mean? Bring the story over......?....over where?
...the Pacific to...
get to San [finish the city name however you please]
Francisco, where he
takes the train
Quote from: mrbisonm
What does that mean? Bring the story over......?....over where?
That means that you'll post the whole story so far, see the last page.
mrtnrln , Thanks for explaining...
The Story thus far..
Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend. The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid." Why can we not get along? The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because? Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear. So this means the moral of this long winded - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises. With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.
So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.
But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.
Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.
The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.
Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...
I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.
A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.
That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.
So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City's history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.
The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.
Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated? So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!
But instead said bee, boo, bop! He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater. But Malaqat conjured the high courts. However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.
The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's. So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls. They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.
Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers. When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW. Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead. She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey. Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark. While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words: "What the **ll"?
Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse. The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.
It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?
Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good. Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear. So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.
Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette. That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek. Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.
Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA. The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.
So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt. But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt. A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..
Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.
Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths... Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.
Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.
"Huh? She who?"
"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda's. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.
They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed. So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud."
Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.
"That's interesting", said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush's. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.
So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.
It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.
These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.
The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.
Coming soon: new iPhones with SUPT option and built-in NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.
Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.
And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.
It would be so miraculous that this glorious thingie of a story will be continued in the sequel!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 2:
The Revenge of the Absolut Sith
"The Force is that powerful thing which is alcoholic and drunk regularly and somehow quite interesting." Then suddenly a piece of cake appeared at the train station out of nowhere. I ate it and somehow levitated upside down overthere. "Aaaaaaargh!" I ate some pie, said Tom, who is a policeman.
These men are called 'bobbies' in some stuck-up land, not in America, but in Britain. These so-called Bobbies (Bobby Labonte,Bobby Boo,Booby Labtop) went to London where they drank in a pub on Fleet Street. One bobby said: "Listen, You Lads!" The NASCAR Bobby from the Empire of Zappa spoke: "You are all on my Voodoo Cell Phone! Beware!" So then the dood that was making cops go wild about False intersections , because the law states that 'Dood' is a prohibited 'to dance atop a table'-word.
Meantime, near the Rural Highway, it began to rain. Nerdly_dood came and he said: "Hey! Hey, You You! I don't like you! Go away!" "No!", screamed Nate!!! Of course he got himself into trouble with nerdly_dood, but he was luckily saved by Piotr. But Maarten appeared there, and he messed up the whole situation.
"Oh no!", said nerdly_dood. "It's the same freaking situation in Oblivion." But Wiki Ghosts came, explained the case and ran towards the Pacific to get to San Francisco, where he takes the train......
to the middle
of nowhere. Why?
No one knows!
Soon, the Ghost
of JoeST was
was about to
go to San [finish the city name]
Andreas, where he
could see his
new GTA game
...released on Wii...
Back in Paris,
something happened and
no one actually
know what was
going on. How
about ice cream?
I'd love some.
- Said Piotr, who
drove a moped
in Churcill Place.
He met Casper,
which is strange
unlike nerdly_dood, who...
was there 'accidently'
, but in fact
he had disappeared.
towards the border
of the gruesome
fog. Everyone then...
gasped; "What happened?"
And Joe said:
"Oi! There's nerdly_dood!"
Ahhhhhhhh! Run away!
- Casper shouted, and
nerdly_dood shouted back: "...
Why so scared?
Casper responded: "Because...
Piotr's moped hit
this (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m275/jogi21/default/gigantic_lighter.jpg) big lighter...
causing an explossion.
Wow! That reminds
me. Run guys!
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donning appropriate attire,
but you spill
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all over your
cool blue shirt
that has a
SC4 Devotion Logo
and three extremely
devoted SC4 players
eating some cheese
make sure you
recolor the walls
on the house
of which waffles
are flying around
with thrilling vigour
falling into gravy
While kissing your
telemarketer's favourite onigiri
despite not knowing
you are about
to be eaten
by a caterpillar
wearing a poncho
. Then the great
big zebra finds
three expensive cabrios
fighing the caterpillar.
inside a big
Old Church that
is surrounded by
large and fat
confucianism preaching pterosaurs
from Portal 2
ate a burger
with extra chili
and hurled at
the president of
the newspaper company
from New York
. This made the
drunken preacher scream
loudly that he
woke the nearest
sleeping little children
and they cried.
What if we
got stoned with
the finest marble
and then made
our own coffins?
What would happen
if a pony
ate some lunch
at a place
in the Antarctic
with his friend
canyonjumper, and they
couldn't hold on
to the ice
and ran into
an iceberg. Unfortunately
an angry penguin
wearing a straitjacket
appeared and decided
to throw a
hoe-down without inviting
some awful-looking hippo's
. Now the hippo's
leader decided to
eat chow mein
at a table
in a town
called Kinco because
he was secretly
trying to buy
a very expensive
Mercedes Benz that
drove and hovered.
This way, everyone
feared the car
would hover over
the guy who
ate the food
that tasted nasty
in the road
in California that
meandered everywhere. Then
he began to
wonder why the
car didn't work!
So he got
really mad, and
took it out
of his pocket
a cup of
soymilk that he
drank too fast
and threw up
ruining the car's
left rear seat
so bad that
the car exploded
on a driveway
next to his
explosives shed. This
caused some unexpected
burns and bruises.
The paramedic said
he have never
done CPR before.
So after five
o'clock, he applied
an application letter
with superglue to
sc4d administration with
ransom demands written
by F.Dostoyevsky when
he got fired
from his job
,sent to Siberia
to freeze to
the back of
an iceburg. Then
he founded the
Global Association of
people that like
Pokemon that are
retaliating over the
dead trainer. They
couldn't believe that
Professor Oak died
because Gary made
him stay in
the supply closet
Random question: Whatever happened to keeping track of the entire story from the very first post? I could fill in everything beginning from this post if you want:
Quote from: xxdita on July 16, 2010, 01:40:20 AM
with superglue to
filled with Magikarps
and fresh cheese.
That was then
decided that a
a bomb would
Quote from: GDO29Anagram on July 21, 2010, 08:50:12 PM
I could fill in everything beginning from this post if you want.
Sure, go ahead.
destroy the Sinnoh
and would help
return it to
Dialga and Palkia.
The only problem...
was that team
Galactic stole the
red chain and
stole Uxie, Azelf
, and Mesprit to
make the Red
Chain to take
Ash and his
whole bunch of
Pokemon. However, he
Beginning from
Quote from: GDO29Anagram on July 21, 2010, 08:50:12 PM
the supply closet
Here's the story so far, with the boldfaced words being what I added on:
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of
Pokemon. However, he...
fell off a
I have to give you props, GDO29Anagram, for filling in the story from that post. Nice!
cliff with Pikachu,
and did not
care where Gible
were because he
hit Piplup with
a bomb shaped
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped...
Draco Meteor. Piplup
Bubblebeamed him so
Gible won't use
And also, serebii666. Did you know that serebii is a Pokemon website?
his effective attack
to make Piplup
run away. He
fell over and
Draco Meteored Piplup.
All Pokemon then
turned toward the
epic sight on
the old bridge
that led to
the destruction of
the dog's kennel
in San Francisco.
Then I awoke
to the sound
of my chicken
and realized that
I'm in Russia.
Time to fill in everything that has happened so far; I think that every time a new page begins, someone should fill in everything from what the last person filled in. Beginning with me, whoever starts the next page should fill in everything beginning with what I added.
... Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia.
so I immediately
changed colour of
my shirt to
the Russian colors;
All hail Russia.
Then, Vladimir Putin
suddenly collapsed onto
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto...
the concrete path
leading to Moscow.
with his old
4Chan friends and
Barack Obama. They
gasped, fearing that
an elephant would
freeze to death
in the tundra.
The Siberians thought
about it and
made a giant
frozen elephant to
keep the other
from being lonely.
Soon, they unfroze
the first elephant
, then the second
but suddenly a
British warcraft appeared
and crashed into
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into...
the frozen elephant.
While the second
elephant did a
poop on the
concrete path. There
also was a
Japanese sushi vendor
that didn't actually
sell sushi. Instead,
he sold missiles
that can destroy
North Korea, Iraq
and Antarctica. However,
the penguins striked
back with pink
, fluffy toy unicorns
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns
. "Ouch, that hurts!"
said TV reporter
Mike, who was
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was
just checking his
email from President
Sarkozy. Why he
emailed was because
he got stucked
in the airport
waiting for a
train into town.
He then went
to the store
where they sell
green carpets with
flower patterns. "Can ...
you please sell
"me a green
one with red
flowers, please?" asked
President Saakashvili who
had been elected
for his great
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the
civil war in
Kreplachistan in 1984.
When his friend
puked on Saakashvili
, he became very
Just noticed that something is missing from the summary:
Quote from: kbieniu7 on August 19, 2010, 09:51:36 AM
... He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili ...
impatient so he
slapped the guy
right behind him.
The guy shot
the glass chandelier
, worth $65,536, and
had to pay
a massive fine.
Uhh,...
Quote from: mrtnrln on August 21, 2010, 01:24:47 AM
, worth $65,536, and
Do numbers count...? ???
Too bad he
Yes, numbers count as one word.
EDIT: tag_one, your summary still misses:
Quote from: kbieniu7 on August 19, 2010, 09:51:36 AM
... He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili ...
didn't bring his
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier , worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his
Edit: typo
^^ It's supposed to be didn't bring his.
Anyways,
wallet. He then
moonwalked over to
San Diego where
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where
he visited a
soap factory with
little munchkins working
, who were wearing
light blue socks
with holey heels.
But Saakashvili still
had to pay
VAT tax for
the carpet he
just bought in
the carpet store.
But first, he
needed to go
the local bank
to take his
bank account and
freeze the funds
he gave when
he got surgery
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After
entering the tram
, he realised that
he didn't bought
the carpet because
it was on
the roof on
the car he
recently hijacked. Meanwhile,...
the police were
busy with ticketing
the car of
some random person. :D
The random person
got very mad
and slapped Governor
John Smith for
being so rude
to his wife. ;D
She then filed
for a lawsuit
to be sent
over to the
judge for divorce
even though she
Maybe list updating? ???
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski
the year before
he was hit
by a train.
The train's conductor
ate his cat
because it bit
his dog. Today
he received a
fine because he
did not pay
for the car
that he stole
from the parking
in front of
the police station
where was working
the day before.
Updating?
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before.
He could not
tell yo' mama
how it went
because he had
burned right foot
when he was
8 years old
in his mother's
very old house
which was destroyed
by some termites
after its construction.
They then rebuilt
Updating?
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt
the outhouse. Next
a drunk hydralisk
decided to take
over the outhouse.
Then, the drunk
and the skunk
found a trunk
under the bunk
upon which lay
a slam dunk
which was a
basketball that was
overinflated. So I
went to the
dump and got
a stuffed weasel
that was missing
his leg and
also his ear.
The weasel robbed
an old lady
who threw her
into a hole
filled with many
passages. Police say
that being drunk
%plc/&
increases the risk
of something horrible
like vomiting on
... the pavement with
your girlfriend with
medicine that makes
you super hyper
and throw up
... in the middle...
of a crowd.
(Geez, it's been a while since anyone continued with this story... Next!!!)
So next time
think before you
slap a cat.
What is in
the box was
actually a pneumatic
Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. :D Meanwhile,...
a person living
in a small
boat thought she
was indeed McLovin
, but really felt
^^ there's nothing like...
watching anime on
... the Discovery Channel?
...the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt the outhouse. Next a drunk hydralisk decided to take over the outhouse. Then, the drunk and the skunks found a trunk under the bunk upon which lay a slam dunk which was a basketball that was overinflated. So I went to the dump and got a stuffed weasel that was missing his leg and also his ear. The weasel robbed an old lady who threw her into a hole filled with many passages. Police say that being drunk increases the risk of something horrible like vomiting on the pavement with your girlfriend with medicine that makes you super hyper and throw up in the middle of a crowd. So next time think before you slap a cat. What is In the box was actually a pneumatic Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. Meanwhile, a person living in a small boat thought swe was indeed McLovin but really felt there's nothing like watching anime on the Discovery Channel? Unfortunately, the TV's
were all broken
which was bad.
So he blowed
the whole day
down the toilet. $%Grinno$%
He hated his
salty french fries
which he ate
despite the fact
he hated them
because they were
Quote from: GDO29Anagram on April 16, 2011, 09:27:01 AM
down the toilet. $%Grinno$%
down the toilet. $%Grinno$% $%Grinno$%
The plastic cigar
...the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt the outhouse. Next a drunk hydralisk decided to take over the outhouse. Then, the drunk and the skunks found a trunk under the bunk upon which lay a slam dunk which was a basketball that was overinflated. So I went to the dump and got a stuffed weasel that was missing his leg and also his ear. The weasel robbed an old lady who threw her into a hole filled with many passages. Police say that being drunk increases the risk of something horrible like vomiting on the pavement with your girlfriend with medicine that makes you super hyper and throw up in the middle of a crowd. So next time think before you slap a cat. What is In the box was actually a pneumatic Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. Meanwhile, a person living in a small boat thought swe was indeed McLovin but really felt there's nothing like watching anime on the Discovery Channel? Unfortunately, the TV's
were all broken which was bad. So he blowed the whole day down the toilet. He hated his salty french fries which he ate despite the fact he hated them because they were down the toilet. The plastic cigar was very large so
was very large so
Quote from: samerton on August 02, 2011, 01:02:24 PM
...the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt the outhouse. Next a drunk hydralisk decided to take over the outhouse. Then, the drunk and the skunks found a trunk under the bunk upon which lay a slam dunk which was a basketball that was overinflated. So I went to the dump and got a stuffed weasel that was missing his leg and also his ear. The weasel robbed an old lady who threw her into a hole filled with many passages. Police say that being drunk increases the risk of something horrible like vomiting on the pavement with your girlfriend with medicine that makes you super hyper and throw up in the middle of a crowd. So next time think before you slap a cat. What is In the box was actually a pneumatic Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. Meanwhile, a person living in a small boat thought swe was indeed McLovin but really felt there's nothing like watching anime on the Discovery Channel? Unfortunately, the TV's
were all broken which was bad. So he blowed the whole day down the toilet. He hated his salty french fries which he ate despite the fact he hated them because they were down the toilet. The plastic cigar was very large so
you broke the
tram front door,
and the resulting
explosion killed every
sunflower plant in
ancient history. But
I forgot to
wait for the
Nintendo Entertainment System.
It's all because
I left the
socks behind the
closed locked door
that was guarded.