The SC4D Vending Machine

[Nardo69]

*receives Lord Of The Rings*

*inserts Gandalf*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives Sauron

* inserts Frodo Gollum

[bwatterud]

*revieves my precioussssssss*

*inserts a Ring-Pop*

[Orange Julius]

* receives a cavity*

* inserts a sadistic dentist*

[metarvo]

*Receives an electric drill*

*Inserts a Yellow Pages phone book*

[XiahouDun]

*recieves a door stop*

*inserts a movie ticket*

[Jmouse]

*Gets a box of popcorn*

*Inserts salt shaker*

[nerdly_dood]

* Receives several pieces of shattered transparent plastic, a bit of twisted aluminum and a quantity of granulated white powder

* Inserts that semi-abandoned mall on Peters Creek Road [picture]

[Diggis]

*recieves overexposed grainy photo*

*inserts ego*

[SimGoober]

*Recieves error message "File does not exist".

*Inserts can of worms

[meinhosen]

*receives expensive NY state fishing license*

*inserts expensive NY state fishing license*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives expensive VA state fishing license

* inserts a disc brake caliper off someone else's car

Woops...

[XiahouDun]

*recieves the inability to stop my car*

*inserts a nametag*

[Pat]

* Recieves my name printed on a gold plate with the BSG symbol

* Inserts a new dollar bill with obamas face on it

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a big letter O

* inserts a sledgehammer

[metarvo]

*Receives a Phillips screwdriver*

*Inserts an empty Pepsi bottle*

[bwatterud]

*receives an empty Coke bottle, and "Mean" Joe Greene's jersey*

*inserts Disk 2 of SC4 vanilla*

[GNUCyberKat]

* Receives "insert disc 1 message"

* Inserts analog wristwatch

[Pat]

* Recieves a sun dial with the wrong time on it

* inserts the sun dial

[nerdly_dood]

* receives an old grandfather clock

* inserts his grandfather

Sorry, granddad... it's gotta be done!