The SC4D Vending Machine

[MandelSoft]

* recieves "it'sa me, Mario!"

* Inserts 1337

[Diggis]

*recieves a slap!*

*inserts welt*

[Pat]

* Recieves a happy face 

* Inserts a whip

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a leather belt

* inserts a glass of water

[Jmouse]

*Gets two lemons*

*Inserts glass of lemonade*

[Nardo69]

*recieves an "aaaahh!*

*inserts an empty glas*

[meinhosen]

*receives a different kind of GLAS back*

*inserts physicist*

[Swamper77]

*Receives the Hadron Collider from Switzerland.*

*Inserts a particle*

[Nardo69]

*receives a nucleus*

*inserts an electron*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a positron

* inserts two Up quarks and one Down quark

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Proton, protagonist, pronoun, pronunciation ......*

*Inserts used text books from ages gone by... *

[metarvo]

*Receives only 10% of the original cost  *

*Inserts alarm clock*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a very annoying noise:
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
* inserts the Snooze button

[meinhosen]

*receives 10 more minutes of blissful sleep*

*inserts pillow*

[Pat]

* Receives biiiiiiig fluffy body pillow for the tired fire fighter

* Inserts Dirty smelly clothes

[nerdly_dood]

* receives washing machine

* inserts dishwasher

[GNUCyberKat]

* receives clean dishes

* inserts Garfield comic

[Nardo69]

*receives Hobbes*

*inserts Suzie*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives the comics page

* inserts the Weather page

[Jmouse]

*Gets rained on*

*Inserts damp towel*