The SC4D Vending Machine

[Jmouse]

*Receives below poster*

*Inserts water bill*

[metarvo]

*Receives submersible water pump and gets water bill back*

*Inserts library card*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives library

* inserts one of the library's ancient computers

[mightygoose]

*recieves Dell PC

*inserts the last seven hours spent waiting for ST6.0....

[kj3400]

*Receives ST 7.5*

*Inserts SC4D LEX DVD*

[nerdly_dood]

* Receives 4 gigabytes of the best of the best SC4 custom content available anywhere

* Inserts the parking ticket on that car across the street

[metarvo]

*Parking ticket has trouble going in, due to being somewhat wrinkled.*

*Re-inserts ticket after pressing it against the machine repeatedly in an attempt to flatten it.*

[Pat]

* Recieves the fine for the ticket for illegally parking his fire truck

* Inserts 150,000 years later qoute from the last episode of BSG

[meinhosen]

*receives a crazy scientist and a time traveling DeLorean*

*Inserts flux capacitor*

[nerdly_dood]

Fined for illegally parking your fire truck? It's perfectly legal for a fire truck to park in front of a fire hydrant! That's the only vehicle that's supposed to park there so they don't have to waste hose length to get to the fire... right?

Aaanyway.

* Receives a trip to 1997

* Inserts a 1997 calendar

[metarvo]

*Receives ye olde SimCity 2000 CD*

*Inserts "Danger: High Voltage" sign*

[SimGoober]

*recieves lightening bolt*

*inserts charred remains of hand*

[JoeST]

receives some awesome bats... sligthly tingged

inserts a brick

[XiahouDun]

*recieves 1/10000th of a mansion*

*inserts a welcome mat*

[mightygoose]

*receives a greeting

*inserts receptionist

[Diggis]

*recieves a friendly reception*

*inserts MightyGoose*

[JoeST]

receives an awesome podcast

inserts a spade

[GNUCyberKat]

receives a straight flush

inserts a solar panel

[metarvo]

*Receives a compact fluorescent light bulb*

*Inserts §20*

[WC_EEND]

*recieves SimCity Societies*

*inserts SimCity Societies