The "Corrupt A Wish"-Game

wwecruz · April 23, 2011, 10:18:05 AM

Granted. It is bolted to your ceiling now however.

I wish I spoke Spanish

WC_EEND · April 23, 2011, 04:14:39 PM

Granted, however now nobody in the world speaks Spanish anymore, so it's completely useless

I wish Concorde was still flying.

PS: @Maarten: including GLaDOS is really only an awesome bonus in opinion

MandelSoft · April 24, 2011, 01:23:51 AM

Granted! But then there is a second Concorde-crash... and a third ... and a fourth... and the tickets are really REALLY expensive.

I wish I was a crew member on the starship U.S.S. Enterprise-E

Shark7 · April 25, 2011, 09:06:59 AM

Quote from: mrtnrln on April 24, 2011, 01:23:51 AM
Granted! But then there is a second Concorde-crash... and a third ... and a fourth... and the tickets are really REALLY expensive.

I wish I was a crew member on the starship U.S.S. Enterprise-E

Granted, however you are the member of a skeleton crew responsible for flying her to the bone-yard for decommission.

I wish I had a Rolls Royce.

GDO29Anagram · April 25, 2011, 10:09:16 AM

Done. Uh-oh,... Someone already gutted it...

I wish I had a plane ticket to Malaysia...

WC_EEND · April 25, 2011, 10:14:29 AM

Granted, however it's on one of those unsafe airlines that are banned from flying in the EU, and the plane in question is a derelict 747-100

I wish my holiday lasted longer.

MandelSoft · April 25, 2011, 10:38:51 AM

Granted! It lasts all enternity, and you get bored...

I wish the signs in my home country were better designed.

mave94 · April 25, 2011, 10:54:52 AM

(me too)

Granted, however not every exit has signage...

I wish some rain here.

GDO29Anagram · May 05, 2011, 02:52:28 PM

Granted. You're gonna need a boat to get around now, though...

I wish it'd be cooler in southern California; The desert heat can get obnoxious. _{And deadly.}

Exla357 · May 05, 2011, 04:36:15 PM

Granted. But it is now -20 degrees celcius.

I wish I could go to Europe.

unit2981 · May 05, 2011, 04:49:57 PM

granted, however you are lost with no cash in a country with a language you don't understand.

I wish it didn't rain as much.

WC_EEND · May 05, 2011, 05:10:23 PM

Granted, you now live in a desert

I wish I did not have to wake up again in 5hrs 30mins

Biriali · May 05, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

Granted, you'll never wake up again.

I wish that book prices weren't so murderously high in Denmark...

canyonjumper · May 05, 2011, 09:16:26 PM

Granted, however all the books are blank.

I wish I could fly.

MandelSoft · May 06, 2011, 02:47:21 AM

Granted! But the hardest part of flying is landing, which you can't...

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

mave94 · May 06, 2011, 04:58:05 AM

Granted, but everything is written in chinese now.

I wish I could climb on walls.

canyonjumper · May 07, 2011, 09:39:08 PM

Granted, but now the entire world has no gravity, so it's useless.

I wish I had 1000000 kg of gold.

GDO29Anagram · May 07, 2011, 09:55:10 PM

Granted. However, that gold is stolen and now the FBI wants you.

I wish I had some good music to listen to.

WC_EEND · May 08, 2011, 01:25:05 PM

Granted, however the music in question was downloaded illegally, so now the FBI is after you as well

I wish I could come up with something more original to post here

MandelSoft · May 08, 2011, 01:48:16 PM

Granted! It's original, but terribly boring.

I wish I had a game that combines all the good stuff of SimCity 4 Deluxe and Cities XL...

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