3 word story

[Heblem]

smoked all the

[squidi]

stuff we decided

[Heblem]

to pick off.

[Pat]

So then we




Hey Heblem I belive you have the honor's of bringing over the story to date...

[xxdita]

worshipped the monkeys

[rooker1]

although we like

[HandsOn]

Since it needs to be done..:

The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent's fishbowl.

In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.

Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incedent back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too, and

[xxdita]

penguins, but monkeys

[CasperVg]

are prettier then

[Pat]

an elephant's butt.


Handson thank you for bringing the story over!! You are a true sportsman!!!

[rooker1]

But what I

[CasperVg]

ate this afternoon

[HandsOn]

was crocodile, indeed,

[Pat]

they say it

[xxdita]

tastes like chicken,

[HandsOn]

better than monkey,

[Orange Julius]

but resembles yogurt.

[xxdita]

A lightning storm

[Pat]

blew in faster

[HandsOn]

she had expected