The SC4D Vending Machine

[WC_EEND]

*receives a whole stash of Blu-ray discs*

*inserts PS3*

[carkid1998]

*receives pure awesomeness

*inserts Gran Turismo 5 (or more awesomeness)

[Nego]

*receives brand new 64GB iPod touch^TM*

*inserts iPhone^TM 4*

[kbieniu7]

*recieves its battery

*inserts a charger

[daryl7478]

*gets electrocuted*

*inserts a Pokeball*

[Pat]

*receives bird seed*

* Inserts

http://www.youtube.com/v/2WNrx2jq184&hl=en_US&fs=1

[daryl7478]

*gets bird poop*

*inserts bag of manure*

[Highrise99]

*recieves a bag of mulch*
*inserts a garden*

[WC_EEND]

*receives some flowers*

*inserts trees*

PS: Pat, you really like that episode of Family Guy, don't you? (rightly so )

[canyonjumper]

*receives shade from the scorching summer heat.*

*inserts the Opera 10 browser*

[Highrise99]

*recieves a message that the requested server timed out*
*inserts google chrome*

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives the following message: "The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave Flash")

(Inserts the F5 button torn right off my keyboard)

[Nego]

*receives the beginning of a PowerPoint Presentation (the F5 key is the keyboard shortcut that starts PPT presentations)*

*inserts Microsoft Office disk 1*

[samerton]

*receives Microsoft Office for Mac - Professional Edition
*inserts an apple

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives a worm)

A WORM?!! AAAHHH!!! (Falls over and faints again)

(Inserts the worm back into the machine)

[Highrise99]

*receives a snake*
*inserts $0.01*

[Nego]

*receives candy*

*Inserts brand new 13^inch MacBook Pro*

[samerton]

*receives a Sega Mega Drive*
*inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives a gold ring and a dead hedgehog)

(Inserts a porcupine)

[Nego]

*receives a poke in the eye*

*inserts glass eye*