The SC4D Vending Machine

[meinhosen]

*receives 35 minutes of tumble-drying in a dryer*

*inserts dryer lint*

[Orange Julius]

*receives belly-button lint* 

*inserts a bunch of moldy salsa*

[SimGoober]

*Recieves a message "Thats what is is supposed to look like" *

*Inserts post in the banning game thread *

[GNUCyberKat]

* Receives ban...hmmmmm...

* Inserts grudge

[mightygoose]

*gets second rate remake with Sarah Michelle Gellar.....

*inserts spike....

[Swamper77]

*receives enough materials to build miles of railroads*

*inserts an entire Douglas Fir Tree*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a lot of sawdust

* inserts a handmade limousine

[XiahouDun]

*Recieves a car that can't turn the corner*

*Inserts a pair of speakers*

[Pat]

* Recieves the biggest subwoofer ever

* Inserts the worlds smallest amp ever

[dragonshardz]

*receives BOSE stereo*

*inserts....hmmm.....my cousin Katrina*

[serebii666]

*recieves cousin George*

*Inserts Tru Blood*(*)


(*) I'm watching the series now

[Pat]

* Receives a bloodie mess

* Inserts Toilet Paper

[Diggis]

*recieves ticket to the trots*

*inserts losing race ticket*

[Orange Julius]

*receives a dead horse and jockey's clothing*

*inserts own hand*

[Pat]

* Receives the Orange Julius Drink yummies!!!!

* Inserts empty cup

[metarvo]

*Receives $50 fine for littering*

*Inserts rural fence post*

[SimGoober]

*Recieves massive splinter *

*Inserts pint of blood *

[meinhosen]

*receives a cookie and a red "I donated!" sticker*

*inserts cookie*

[Pat]

* Recieves a chipless chocolate chip cookie 

* Inserts nasty cookie

[SimGoober]

* Recieves spyware *

* Inserts James Bond movie *