The SC4D Vending Machine

[Nardo69]

*receives silence and peace like in heavan*

*inserts hellfire*

[Pat]

* Recieves 20 hours of sitting in a tanker

* Inserts a sore behind 

[sebes]

*receives babyoil

*inserts oliveoil

[Nardo69]

*receives a nice mozarella and tomato salad*

*inserts a superb "Pizza Quaddro Stagioni" from my favorite pizza restaurant (nah, italian one, not that *censored* from Pizza Hut etc.)

[Rayden]

* Receives a slice
* Inserts a nice and cold Carlsberg

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a plastic cup of warm beer that's lost its fizz

* inserts a stiff dose of Malibu

[SimGoober]

* Recieves a good nights sleep

* Inserts snoring........................

[meinhosen]

*receives a sharp poke in the ribs from wife at 1:30am

*inserts ribs

[kj3400]

*Receives cow*

*Inserts cow manure*

[mightygoose]

*receives beautiful flowers*

*inserts azaleas*

[Jmouse]

*Receives spring fever*

*Inserts plans for fishing trip*

[threestooges]

*receives bait*

*inserts plans for bait*

[Diggis]

*recieves lecture on how elaborate death machine is going to kill me and destrgiving me sufficient time to escape, disable the death machine and capture the villian*

*inserts 'Laser'* 

[mightygoose]

*Mini-Me inserts humping implement*

*inserts goldmember*

[Rayden]

* Receives Goldfinger
* Inserts licence to kill

[SimGoober]

* Recieves bullseye on a winged animal....

* Inserts Trophy

[mightygoose]

*receives the fabled missing eye*

*inserts eyepatch*

[Rayden]

* Receives a dreadful buccaneer
* Inserts map with an X

[Nardo69]

*receives Robert. L. Stevenson'S "Treasure Island*

*inserts hours of juvenile dreams*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves a poster of Heaher Locklear.

(I had a full sized poster of her in a towel on my bathroom door in college.... )

* Inserts Reality Check