The SC4D Vending Machine

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Penalty for Metarvo : "Critical Error: Nothing inserted. 7.8% Chance of CTD the next time you play SC4."

* Inserts spare parts from last tune up.

[Pat]

* Receives 6gigs Ram machine, 500gig HD, 23in Monitor all from HP*

* Inserts bifocal glasses*

[Jmouse]

*Receives* recording of "I saw the light."

*Inserts* Big Chief tablet.

[nerdly_dood]

* receives Benadryl tablet

* inserts the Greatest Song Ever Conceived by Mankind [YouTube link]

[carkid1998]

*Recieves annoyance at not having CD player*

*Inserts CD player

[WC_EEND]

*receives Opheliac Limited edition CD by Emilie Autumn*

insetrts a buch of utterly useless DVD's*

[sebes]

*receives: a series of belgian DVD's without subtitles

*inserts: a series of broken belgian DVD's without subtitles

[SimGoober]

* Recieves interesting wind chime

* Inserts wind

[metarvo]

*Receives air*

*Inserts wind turbine*

[Nardo69]

*receives Francis turbine*

*inserts water falls*

[Jmouse]

*Receives* water bill

*Insert* check

[nerdly_dood]

* receives one of those gadgets you slide your credit card through

* inserts a severed "Cancel" button from one such gadget

[NaliLeader]

you get a notice that your power will get turned off in the middle of winter

Inserts the "ban game"

[N1_2888]

*receives Nardo*

*inserts railway*

[Nardo69]

*receives > 30 years of enthusiasm*

*inserts railway ticket Berlin->Beijing*

[metarvo]

*Receives railroad enthusiast's dream*

*Inserts electric bill*

[sebes]

*receives a shock

*inserts a battery charger

[Jmouse]

*Receives* charged battery

*Inserts* automata

[dragonshardz]

*Receives HSRP*

*Inserts the NAM*

[sebes]

*Receives: best of SC4

*Inserts: roadgeekery