The SC4D Vending Machine

[Nardo69]

*receives a brown obscure liquid*

*inserts 500g of finest Arabica*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives 487g of sand *

* inserts the lid off a soda bottle *

[metarvo]

*Receives nothing, because the lid says "Please Try Again"*

*Inserts piece of bubble gum*

[dragonshardz]

*receives package of Home Plate bubble gum*

*inserts...a zombie*

[Nardo69]

*receives Umbrella Corporation*

*inserts Milla Jovovich*

[gottago]

*steals vending machine*

*puts new vending machine in its place and inserts fifth element*

[meinhosen]

*receives headache

*inserts aspirin

[nerdly_dood]

* receives pack of Skittles

* inserts Skittles wrapper

[jimbo_jj]

*receives Funyuns* yum 

*inserts car key*

[Nardo69]

*receives bicycle*

*inserts air pump*

[simmaster07]

*receives ban more tire pressure*
*inserts himself*

[meinhosen]

*receives nothing*

*inserts a handful of Euro, cents, yen and yuan*

[dragonshardz]

*receives yin and yang*

*inserts...Fallout 3 DLC*

[Nardo69]

*receives Doom*

*inserts a 80486DX2-66*

[NaliLeader]

*receives nihil*

*inserts random cd*

[metarvo]

*Receives error message because the machine couldn't read the CD*

*Re-inserts CD*

[Nardo69]

*receives a 33 rpm longplay*

*inserts turntable*

[gottago]

*receives uncomprehending stare from passing 8-year-old*

*inserts 8-track tape*

[carkid1998]

*Recieves Classical Music*

*Inserts glueing mates car stereo with rap CD at max volume and runs of with remote *

[metarvo]

*Receives earplugs*

*Inserts safety glasses*