The SC4D Vending Machine

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a bill for $100,000 from the bank

* inserts a lawyer to try to get them to realize that just cause the banker's angry doesn't mean they have to put me in debt up to my eyeballs

[SimGoober]

Recieves laughter from lawyer who is in cahoots with the bankers....

Inserts Insanity Plea

[Strategist01]

/recieves mad woman

/inserts lavender tea to calm down banker

[joelyboy911]

*Receives McDonalds coffee*

*Inserts the urge to vomit*

[BarbarossaS]

*receives airplane vomit bag*
*Insert A320*

[gottago]

*receives dutyfree magazine*
*inserts perfume*

[jimbo_jj]

*receives nauseatingly flowery stench*

*inserts electric fan*

[serebii666]

recieves severed finger*

*(morbid I know)

Inserts ice

[Strategist01]

/recieves rising sea levels

/Inserts global cooling

[SimGoober]

Recieves Ice Age 3 from Netflix.

Inserts Popcorn.

[BarbarossaS]

*receives nachos*
*inserts number one finger*

[townscape]

*receives GPS *
*inserts coordinates*

[WC_EEND]

*receives almost bankrupt bank, called Fortis*

*inserts economic crisis*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives stimulus package

* inserts tax increase

[metarvo]

*Receives tax refund*

*Inserts rural fence post*

[CasperVg]

* receives sheep
* inserts high-quality wool

[kbieniu7]

*recieves jumper*
*inserts cotton socks *

[gottago]

*receives athlete's foot*

*inserts NY Yankees*

[CasperVg]

*receives hit from thrown-away baseball bat*
*inserts broken femur surgery*

[kbieniu7]

*recieves health service reform*
*inserts chair from hospital's waiting room"