The SC4D Vending Machine

[jimbo_jj]

*receives sign-in forms*
*inserts stethoscope*

[metarvo]

*Receives hospital bill  *

*Inserts CTD*

[Strategist01]

*Recieves Bluescreen! *

*inserts Mac*

[BarbarossaS]

*Receives apple*
*Inserts banana*

[serebii666]

*recieves typing monkey

*inserts potatoe

[Strategist01]

*recieves Yam*

*Inserts generic cruciferous vegetables*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives dictionary but doesn't bother looking up "cruciferous"

* inserts the third dictionary page entirely devoted to the letter K

[kbieniu7]

*recieves english translation from polish word "krzesło" (chair)* 
*inserts this chair*

[Strategist01]

*recieves stool sample*

*Inserts laboratory tox screen*

[joelyboy911]

*receives toxic 3rd form science teacher*

*inserts concentrated sulfuric acid*

[SimGoober]

Recieves frozen orange juice.

Inserts dirty drinking glass

[Strategist01]

*recieves mould on a stick*

*inserts penicillin*

[CasperVg]

*receives antibiotic resistance*

*inserts tamiflu*

[Nardo69]

*receives -ha ha ha haaaaatscheeeee! *

*inserts influenca*

[Strategist01]

*Recieves swine flu! *

*inserts WHO*

[SimGoober]

Recieves 3,462 yards of red tape.

Inserts box of matches.

[jimbo_jj]

*receives fire extinguisher*
*inserts pressurized carbon dioxide*

[metarvo]

*Receives fire hydrant*

*Inserts 42*

[Strategist01]

*recieves division by zero!*

*inserts universe implosion*

[gottago]

*receives singularity*

*inserts black hole*