The SC4D Vending Machine

[SimGoober]

Recieves boat.

Inserts life jacket.

[kbieniu7]

*receives wet T-shirt*
*inserts washing machine*

[gottago]

*receives clean wet t-shirt*
*inserts contest*

[Strategist01]

*recieves excitement*

*inserts sillicone *

[SimGoober]

Recieves bodacious ta tas

Inserts .... hmmm.... nahh.... eye strain

[jimbo_jj]

*receives headache*

*inserts ice pack*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives pack ice

* inserts one of those icebreaker ships

[gottago]

*receives scrapyard*
*inserts global warming*

[SimGoober]

Recieves bottle of Crown...

Inserts empty bottle.

[Nardo69]

*receives deposit*

*inserts a nickel*

[joelyboy911]

*Receives Nickel-Cadmium battery*

*Inserts voided warranty*

[gottago]

*receives nothing*
*inserts corporate lawyer*

[Strategist01]

*recieves lawsuit*

*inserts claim to its frivolity*

[metarvo]

*Receives dismissal of lawsuit*

*Inserts counter lawsuit*

[SimGoober]

Recieves 2.5 tonnes of paper.

inserts paper clips

[nerdly_dood]

* receives straightened paper clip

* inserts paper clip bent into a & shape

[gottago]

*receives patent*

*inserts leather shoes*

[metarvo]

*Receives 20-ounce Pepsi bottle*

*Inserts yesterday's newspaper*

[CasperVg]

* receives molybdenum (atomic number 42).
* inserts technitium

[SimGoober]

Recieves Ruthenium

Inserts Radical Ions