The SC4D Vending Machine

[Strategist01]

*recieves unstable molecules*

*inserts Cesium Tetraperchloratoiodate and a pocket laser*

*runs away very fast*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives an explosion

* repairs the vending machine

* inserts Cesium Chloroxenate and a cross-eyed stare

* runs away real fast, but not before showing this link

[gottago]

*receives "My Little Chemist" toybox*
*inserts DHS anti-terrorist SWAT team*

[Nardo69]

*receives lots of hot air*

*inserts paranoia*

[SimGoober]

Recieves strnge feeling that everyone is watching me, waiting for something....

Inserts new Fukitol Ultra! BAT.

[gottago]

*receives shameless plug 

*inserts SC4 cd

[serebii666]

*recieves Tycoon City New York CD

*inserts Atari

[Strategist01]

*recieves crap games*

*inserts Cesium ozonate into some pens*

*inserts pens*

[Nardo69]

*receives a glad 20 month old boy*

*inserts crying 20 month old boy*

[kbieniu7]

*receives his screaming mother*

*inserts...* hmm... *all possible things that could make them calm* 

[BarbarossaS]

*receives bottle of exactly the right temperature of milk*
*inserts dirty diaper*

[N1_2888]

*receives malodour*

*inserts air freshener*

[jimbo_jj]

*receives new car smell*

*inserts new car*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives old car

* inserts old car smell

[SimGoober]

Recieves pine tree air freshener.

Inserts pine tree

[dragonshardz]

*receives 3RR's STCJHOF award*

*inserts SimCity 3000 disc*

[gottago]

*receives slip lanes
*inserts dial-up telephone

[Nardo69]

*receives 300 bps modem*

*inserts telegraph*

[joelyboy911]

*Receives Text Message (SMS)*

*Inserts cancer of all forms*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives chemotherapy

* inserts a bit of hair that just fell out