The SC4D Vending Machine

[WC_EEND]

*receives wig*

*inserts skin*

[BarbarossaS]

*receives tattoo*
*inserts star girl*

[SimGoober]

Recieves therapy.

Inserts therapy results

[joelyboy911]

*Receives no progress and a huge fee*

*Inserts bankruptcy notice*

[gottago]

*receives eviction notice
*inserts half-consumed box of Fukitol^tm pills

[Strategist01]

*recieves random pills *

*sells them*

*inserts red and green Myprodol pills(TM) _{Laptops don't allow alt-codes...}*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives red Tylenol pills

* inserts ancient red Dodge pickup

[Strategist01]

Recieves one of these:


*drives away, but not before inserting one of these:

*

[adroman]

*recieves chicks*

*inserts English Assignment*

[metarvo]

*Receives an "A"*

*Inserts 1 ounce of gold*

[Strategist01]

*recieves fluctuating gold prices*

*inserts good crude oil prices*

[Nardo69]

*Receives the OPEC*

*inserts a huge deep hole for brown coal mining*

[serebii666]

*recieves Suburbia's 30 year old, super hot, underground fire

*Inserts mass evacuation notices

[SimGoober]

Recieves yawn, and completel dismissal of the possibility of a problem....

Inserts left foot.

[Strategist01]

receives mangles pedestrian device

Inserts organ donor bag

[serebii666]

*recieves 200 kidneys from good semaritan"

*inserts chicken

"it's the subject of an Onion News Network video. It's very funny and it's on youtube.

[metarvo]

*Receives something that tastes like chicken*

*Inserts TV remote*

[joelyboy911]

*Receives used-up batteries*

*Inserts burning acid*

[adroman]

*receives flask*

*Inserts Coffee Beans*

[Dreamcat]

*receives cappuccino*

*inserts WW2 Springfield*