The SC4D Vending Machine

[adroman]

*receives UN Security Council Mandate*

*inserts SCUD Missile*

[xxdita]

*Receives dissent from the opposition party & media*

*Inserts GreenDay's American Idiot cd*

[Pat]

* Receives a coaster set *

* Inserts lame horse *

[adroman]

*receives Overweight Jockey*

*inserts Toaster*

[xxdita]

*Receives script for new Transformers movie*

*Inserts Michael Bay*

[Strategist01]

*receives Megan Fox*
Mmmm.
*inserts PR promotional*

[Cyclone1001]

*Recieves football signed by Brett Favre*

*Inserts slightly used leather jacket*

[nerdly_dood]

* Receives Kramer's jacket (you know, the one he warmed up in his oven? yeah, that one.)

* Inserts a handful of laser-printer toner

[Nardo69]

* receives an empty inkjet cartridge

* inserts 5g of pure gold

[WC_EEND]

*receives a high amount of money*

*inserts cash deposit*

[adroman]

*receives a Merry Christmas*

*inserts Adrian's Special Egg Nog* 

[xxdita]

*Receives 2 years probation for contributing to the delinquency of a minor*

*Inserts PrisonBreak Season 1 DVD*

[metarvo]

*Receives DVD back.  The machine doesn't read it for some reason.*

*Inserts gift wrapping paper.*

[Cyclone1001]

*recieves rift gapping paper*
The machine got a little confused...
*Inserts Koenigsegg CCX*

[WC_EEND]

*receives POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!*

*Inserts Jeremy Clarkson Quote ("I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head's just exploded")*

[Cyclone1001]

*Recieves important link- Link*

*Inserts McLaren F1*

[xxdita]

*Receives sunken Battleship*

*Inserts dominos*

[Korot]

*Receives domino day.*

*Inserts FC Barcelona.*

[canyonjumper]

**Receives football with Spanish flag on it**

**Inserts Toshiba laptop**

[Cyclone1001]

*Receives slightly burnt rubble*

*Inserts Metallica's Ride the Lightning CD*