3 word story

[MandelSoft]

for his great

[kbieniu7]

... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the

[tag_one]

civil war in

[MandelSoft]

Kreplachistan in 1984.

[kbieniu7]

When his friend

[daryl7478]

puked on Saakashvili

[MandelSoft]

, he became very



Just noticed that something is missing from the summary:

... He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili ...

[samerton]

impatient so he

[daryl7478]

slapped the guy

[GDO29Anagram]

right behind him.

[daryl7478]

The guy shot

[Hadrean2]

the glass chandelier

[MandelSoft]

, worth $65,536, and

[daryl7478]

had to pay

[GDO29Anagram]

a massive fine.

Uhh,...

, worth $65,536, and

Do numbers count...? 

[MandelSoft]

Too bad he



Yes, numbers count as one word.

EDIT: tag_one, your summary still misses:

... He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili ...

[tag_one]

didn't bring his


... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier , worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his



Edit: typo

[daryl7478]

^^ It's supposed to be didn't bring his.

Anyways,

wallet. He then

[canyonjumper]

moonwalked over to

[daryl7478]

San Diego where