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The SC4D Vending Machine

Started by dragonshardz, March 11, 2009, 07:02:56 PM

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Nexis4Jersey

Receives : A Cherry Coke and Wheat Bread

Inserts: 200,000 lbs of Milk Chocolate

Swamper77

* Receives countless little snack-sized, candy bars *

* Inserts thoughts of going up to the Cascades *
You can call me Jan, if you want to.
Pagan and Proud!

BarbarossaS

*receives a map of the Falls*
*inserts a map of Belgium*

meinhosen

*receives an awesome vacation

*inserts pictures from said vacation
You're telling me I get to be home for more than 12 months?


SimGoober

* Recieves one BAT of a Building in Belgium

* Inserts 462,763 stupid people.
When life just blows ... Fukitol!

kj3400

*receives one person smart to get back out*
*inserts new MD*
I think I've been here long enough, call me Kenneth/Kenny.
Visit

The Commonwealth of Paradise at ST

The Commonwealth of Paradise at SC4 Wiki

metarvo

*Receives OSITM award*

*Inserts railroad switch*
Find my power line BAT thread here.
Check out the Noro Cooperative.  What are you waiting for?  It even has electricity.
Want more? Try here.  For even more electrical goodies, look here.
Here are some rural power lines.

BarbarossaS

*receives train wreck*
*inserts better (train) driver*

serebii666

*recieves TGV*

*Inserts czech dubbed version of Desperate Housewives*
"If Kyle has 3 apples and is shorter that John who has 7 and if John is taller than Jenny who just graduated from Harvard, how old is Karen?"


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meinhosen

*receives pirated and dubbed Korean release of "Knowing"

*inserts threatening legal notices about piracy from the MPAA
You're telling me I get to be home for more than 12 months?


Jmouse

*Receives* a lawyer

*Inserts* "Get out of Jail Free" card

metarvo

*Receives two dice*

*Inserts $100*
Find my power line BAT thread here.
Check out the Noro Cooperative.  What are you waiting for?  It even has electricity.
Want more? Try here.  For even more electrical goodies, look here.
Here are some rural power lines.

SimGoober

*Recieves 30 minutes with "Lola"

*Inserts prescription for penicillin
When life just blows ... Fukitol!

nerdly_dood

* receives a bit of mold on a petri dish

* inserts a bacteria-covered petri dish with a round void in the bacteria, with a small spot of mold in the middle of the void
My days here are numbered. It's been great and I've had a lot of fun, but I've moved on to bigger and better things.
—   EGO  VOBIS  VADELICO   —
Glory be unto the modder and unto the fun and unto the city game!

bob56

*Receives penicillin*

*Inserts insurance card to cover cost of penicillin*
You can call me Grif

--Currently out of the office, will resume SC4 7/19

kj3400

*receives insanely complicated insurance forms to be filled out in triplicate, copied and faxed to the appropriate addresses*

*inserts angry customer*
I think I've been here long enough, call me Kenneth/Kenny.
Visit

The Commonwealth of Paradise at ST

The Commonwealth of Paradise at SC4 Wiki

SimGoober

* Recieves free pass to complaint department

* Inserts alligator tooth removed from arse, recieved in complaint department
When life just blows ... Fukitol!

sebes

*recieves an alligator bite
*inserts leather shoes
Check my MD:               
Rhenen,NN

Nardo69

*receives a pair of dirty socks*

*inserts that pair of dity socks*

meinhosen

*receives a bad case of athlete's foot

*inserts athlete
You're telling me I get to be home for more than 12 months?