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The SC4D Vending Machine

Started by dragonshardz, March 11, 2009, 07:02:56 PM

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meinhosen

*receives a commission to design new items for Victoria's Secret

*inserts commission
You're telling me I get to be home for more than 12 months?


kj3400

*receives drill sergeant*

*inserts boot camp*
I think I've been here long enough, call me Kenneth/Kenny.
Visit

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SimGoober

* Recieves 42 page instructional booklet on the proper method of making a campfire.

* Inserts pack of matches.
When life just blows ... Fukitol!

nerdly_dood

#523
* receives a sealed jug of gasoline next to a burning cigarette, and a powerful deer rifle
* shoots the gas can from a safe distance ()flamdev()

* inserts the resulting explosion
My days here are numbered. It's been great and I've had a lot of fun, but I've moved on to bigger and better things.
—   EGO  VOBIS  VADELICO   —
Glory be unto the modder and unto the fun and unto the city game!

Swamper77

#524
* receives destroyed vending machine *
* inserts magic "fix-it-all" spell into the remains of the vending machine *
You can call me Jan, if you want to.
Pagan and Proud!

serebii666

*recieves invisible vending machine*

*inserts quarter*
"If Kyle has 3 apples and is shorter that John who has 7 and if John is taller than Jenny who just graduated from Harvard, how old is Karen?"


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Nardo69

*receives a dime*

*inserts nickel*

Jmouse

*Receives* portrait of Thomas Jefferson

*Inserts* portrait of George Washington

BarbarossaS

*receives blue coat*
*inserts red coat*

nerdly_dood

* receives 1770s British soldier

* inserts a crate of tea that survived the Boston Tea Party
My days here are numbered. It's been great and I've had a lot of fun, but I've moved on to bigger and better things.
—   EGO  VOBIS  VADELICO   —
Glory be unto the modder and unto the fun and unto the city game!

Jmouse

*Receives* bill for taxes due

*Inserts* $3,000 in Monopoly money

meinhosen

*receives rent for Park Place w/ hotel

*inserts "Go to Jail" card
You're telling me I get to be home for more than 12 months?


metarvo

*Receives "Get Out Of Jail Free" card*

*Inserts 1" PVC pipe T-connection*
Find my power line BAT thread here.
Check out the Noro Cooperative.  What are you waiting for?  It even has electricity.
Want more? Try here.  For even more electrical goodies, look here.
Here are some rural power lines.

Nardo69

yikes - imperial units  :bomb:  %bur2$

*receives a DN110 vitrified clay pipe designed for aggressive chemical environment*

*inserts a DN400 ductile cast iron pipe for earthquake regions*

(did I ever mentioned that I am a civil engineer? ;D )

SimGoober

*Recieves a hurricane instead

*Inserts 5 days without electricity
When life just blows ... Fukitol!

metarvo

*Receives vending machine that won't work for 5 days*

*Inserts gasoline-powered generator to get machine going again*
Find my power line BAT thread here.
Check out the Noro Cooperative.  What are you waiting for?  It even has electricity.
Want more? Try here.  For even more electrical goodies, look here.
Here are some rural power lines.

Nardo69

*receives an empty gasoline can*

*inserts hamster*

N1_2888

*receives hamster that bites you* :angrymore:

*inserts a dog* ::)

Meine Region E Pluribus Unum

meinhosen

*receives the wrong animal for this year's Chinese new year

*inserts an ox
You're telling me I get to be home for more than 12 months?


Nardo69

*receives a bull*

*inserts slightly used red cloth*