The SC4D Vending Machine

[meinhosen]

*receives a commission to design new items for Victoria's Secret

*inserts commission

[kj3400]

*receives drill sergeant*

*inserts boot camp*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves 42 page instructional booklet on the proper method of making a campfire.

* Inserts pack of matches.

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a sealed jug of gasoline next to a burning cigarette, and a powerful deer rifle
* shoots the gas can from a safe distance

* inserts the resulting explosion

[Swamper77]

* receives destroyed vending machine *
* inserts magic "fix-it-all" spell into the remains of the vending machine *

[serebii666]

*recieves invisible vending machine*

*inserts quarter*

[Nardo69]

*receives a dime*

*inserts nickel*

[Jmouse]

*Receives* portrait of Thomas Jefferson

*Inserts* portrait of George Washington

[BarbarossaS]

*receives blue coat*
*inserts red coat*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives 1770s British soldier

* inserts a crate of tea that survived the Boston Tea Party

[Jmouse]

*Receives* bill for taxes due

*Inserts* $3,000 in Monopoly money

[meinhosen]

*receives rent for Park Place w/ hotel

*inserts "Go to Jail" card

[metarvo]

*Receives "Get Out Of Jail Free" card*

*Inserts 1" PVC pipe T-connection*

[Nardo69]

yikes - imperial units   

*receives a DN110 vitrified clay pipe designed for aggressive chemical environment*

*inserts a DN400 ductile cast iron pipe for earthquake regions*

(did I ever mentioned that I am a civil engineer? )

[SimGoober]

*Recieves a hurricane instead

*Inserts 5 days without electricity

[metarvo]

*Receives vending machine that won't work for 5 days*

*Inserts gasoline-powered generator to get machine going again*

[Nardo69]

*receives an empty gasoline can*

*inserts hamster*

[N1_2888]

*receives hamster that bites you*

*inserts a dog*

[meinhosen]

*receives the wrong animal for this year's Chinese new year

*inserts an ox

[Nardo69]

*receives a bull*

*inserts slightly used red cloth*