The SC4D Vending Machine

[WC_EEND]

*recieves mexican flu*

*inserts a doctor*

[Jmouse]

Receives* bill for $&@#&.00

*Inserts* I.O.U.

[meinhosen]

*Receives an angry visit from a loan shark

*Inserts a shark

[Nexis4Jersey]

* Receives a nasty bite on the rear

* Inserts Mr. Michael Oppenheimer (the Worlds most annoying telemarketer)

[sebes]

*receives: global warming

*inserts: arctic icebergs

[SimGoober]

* Recieves bottle of spring water

* Inserts empty bottle

[mightygoose]

*receives hangover

*inserts wanton destruction

[carkid1998]

*receives burning building

*inserts random hero to save dying children inside

[SimGoober]

* Recieves : "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!"

* Inserts : Websters Dictionary

[Jmouse]

*Receives* list of four-letter words

*Inserts* four-letter word

[BarbarossaS]

*receives sticker parental advisory*
*inserts Al Gore*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Internet

* Inserts "Error 404; web site not found"

[sebes]

*receives: a black hole
*inserts: a flash light

[Jmouse]

*Receives* burned-out light bulb

*Inserts* live wire

[meinhosen]

*receives a nasty shock

*inserts a role of electrical tape

[metarvo]

*Receives power line isolator*

*Inserts roll of duct tape*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Can of WD-40

* Inserts Tool box with two most important tools in the world.

[Jmouse]

*Receives* BAT and LotEditor

*Inserts* model

[metarvo]

*Receives .SC4MODEL file*

*Inserts .SC4MODEL file*

[meinhosen]

*receives an awesome lot

*inserts the lot