The SC4D Vending Machine

[SimGoober]

* Recieves small print ... _{now go home!}

* Inserts deadbolt key

[metarvo]

*Receives locked door*

*Inserts hammer*

[Jmouse]

*Receives* broken glass

*Inserts* Band-Aid

[Pat]

* Recieves Bloodie mess of Joan's finger.....

* Inserts a "How to sew on body parts" instructions

[BarbarossaS]

*receives frankenstein*
*inserts dracula*

[threestooges]

*Receives new Mel Brooks movie*

...That's Fronk-en-steen!

... and I'm eye-gor.

*Inserts Frau Blücher*

[carkid1998]

*Recieves young frankenstien*

*Inserts screaming cinema audience*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves "The Blob".

* Inserts green slime

[Nardo69]

*receives a bad cough and a cold*

*inserts a cup of hot chamomile tea with three spoons of honey*

[Jmouse]

*Receives* sting from angry honeybee

*Inserts* ice pack

[meinhosen]

*receives an iceberg

*inserts the Titanic 

[nerdly_dood]

* receives Leonardo Dicaprio

" inserts the Lusitania

[BarbarossaS]

*receives U-boat*
*inserts tiger tank*

[dragonshardz]

*receives panzer III*

*inserts ICBM*

[carkid1998]

*Recieves possible mass destruction*

*Inserts (good) people from an action film to save the day*

[BarbarossaS]

*receives George Clooney in The Peacemaker*
*inserts Dany Ocean*

[Nardo69]

*receives 11*
*inserts 12*

[metarvo]

*Receives -1*
*Inserts Cleanitol file*

[meinhosen]

*receives a list of missing dependencies

*inserts a Mega-Pack

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Dat Packer

* Inserts Kobyashi Maru