The SC4D Vending Machine

[jimbo_jj]

*receives lab coat*

*inserts knowledge*

[Nardo69]

*receives a database*

*inserts book*

[meinhosen]

*receives "PCs for Dummies"*

*inserts mangled copy of "PCs for Dummies"*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a nonfunctional PC and a dummy *

* inserts PC that works just fine, and a dummy *

[Nardo69]

*receives a Mac*

*inserts an abacus*

[simsamerica]

*recives the stupidity he is currently feeling*

*inserts a vending machine*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives one of those dudes who goes around to vending machines and restocks them when they're empty *

* inserts the driver's side door off the restocker-dude's truck *

[meinhosen]

*receives a copy of "Dude, Where's My Car?"*

*inserts rejection letter from Sundance Film Festival*

[dragonshardz]

*receives bad film*

*Inserts "Monster" from Skillet's album "Awake"*

[gottago]

*receives yawning fried Godzilla*

*inserts flattened car"

[nerdly_dood]

* receives newspaper article about the first Cash for Clunkers expansion, from $1b to $3b in total rebates *

* inserts the front bumper off a Ford Fusion hybrid *

[metarvo]

*Receives insurance settlement*

*Inserts water bill*

[Nardo69]

*receives AAAaaaaaaaaaargh!******

*inserts heart attack*

[Blue Lightning]

*inserts hospital*

*recieves paper gown*

[N1_2888]

*receives blood*

*inserts faint*

[simmaster07]

*receives unconsciousness*
*inserts doctor*

[Nardo69]

*receives an empty pack of Aspirin*

*inserts headache*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives Friday afternoon * (i had a headache)

* inserts a college-level astronomy textbook *

[metarvo]

*Receives another headache*

*Inserts medicine*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives swine flu *

The local newspaper says there's a lot of flu going around lately and nearly all of it is swine flu... and try to guess what respiratory illness i'm getting over right now ... :p

* inserts a monkey and a typewriter *