The SC4D Vending Machine

[Nardo69]

*receives a bouillabaise*

*inserst "Linsen mit Spätzle*

[metarvo]

*Receives a translator*

*Inserts crescent wrench*

[BarbyW]

*receives a croissant

*inserts Johnny Hallyday

[nerdly_dood]

* receives The King. (Elvis)

* inserts James Dean

[Nardo69]

*receives Marilyn Monroe*

*inserts Julia Roberts*

[mightygoose]

*receives a pretty woman*

*inserts top gun*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Mighty Dead Goose

* Inserts problematic solution

[nerdly_dood]

* receives 42

* inserts the Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
If you haven't read "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", the ANSWER to said question is 42; however knowledge of one precludes knowledge of the other so since the answer is known to be 42, the question itself remains unknowable for the remainder of eternity.

[bwatterud]

if nerdly hadn't put in the subtext, I almost certainly would have put "recieves 42," but instead, i'll actually get creative
*receives Blue Screen of Death*

*inserts the spinning beach ball of death*

[callagrafx]

* receives a top end operating system

* inserts a cartoon penguin

[Rayden]

*receives a happy surfer

*inserts a board

[BarbyW]

* receives some posts

*inserts a patio chair

[callagrafx]

* receives a rest

* inserts a hammock

[mightygoose]

*recieves a banana*

*inserts a dragon fruit*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves sour puss

* Inserts teaser shot of an upcoming BAT.

[BarbyW]

* receives an accolade

*inserts Trixie

[Diggis]

*recieves nothing*

*inserts raspberry*

[metarvo]

*Receives Blackberry*

*Inserts cell phone*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves Pay Phone

* Inserts 4,362 telemarketer calls

[Rayden]

* Receives telemarketer call
* Inserts broken phone