The SC4D Vending Machine

[Jmouse]

*Receives* bullfighter (ole!)

*Inserts bullhorn

[Blue Lightning]

*Recieves foghorn*

*Inserts clouds*

[metarvo]

*Receives lightning*

*Inserts wind turbine blade*

[BarbarossaS]

*receives shredded electric cables*
*inserts electrocuted hairpiece*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves strange smell

* Inserts Paprika

[N1_2888]

*receives chips*

*inserts tablet*

[mightygoose]

*receives pill*

*inserts hernia repair surgery*

[meinhosen]

*receives botched surgery*

*inserts malpractice lawsuit*

[Blue Lightning]

*recieves lawyer*

*inserts Judge Judy*

[kj3400]

*receives Judge Joe Brown*
*inserts money earned from court case*

[Jmouse]

*Receives* judgment

*Inserts* official transcript of court proceeding

[threestooges]

*receives bill from court for cost of transcript*

*inserts bill to client for bill from court*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves anxiety attack

* Inserts empty bottle of Jack Daniels.

[Nardo69]

*receives a blackout*

*inserts a bad headache*

[sebes]

*receives a headbanger

*inserts a hardrock band

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a rap-metal band

* inserts Linkin Park

[Nardo69]

*receives The Who*

*inserts "Talking 'bout my Generation"

[meinhosen]

*Receives book entitled "The Greatest Generation"

*Inserts Baby Boomer

[SimGoober]

* Recieves vacation on the Gulf Coast of Florida

* Inserts sand from beach

[TheTeaCat]

*receives: rash due to allergy to sand

*inserts: used ointment tube