The SC4D Vending Machine

[dragonshardz]

*receives the collect work of Edgar Allan Poe*

*inserts "nevermore!"*

[Nardo69]

*receives a raven*

*inserts an eagle*

[joelyboy911]

*receives America*

*tries to force America back into the slot...*

[BarbarossaS]

*receives damaged slot*
*inserts bigger slot, so it won't be damaged again*

[Nardo69]

*receives the universe*

*inserts "Deep Thought"*

[joelyboy911]

*receives creationism*

*inserts buddha*

[MandelSoft]

*Recieves monk robe*

*Inserts Cities XL DVD-ROM*

[dragonshardz]

*Receives City Mania*

(it's an open-source city-builder project being run by Nique)

*inserts SC4 disc 1 & 2*

[jimbo_jj]

*receives enlightenment*

*inserts SC4 disk upside-down*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives thin, vaguely round charred piece of plastic *

* inserts a CD burner that burns your CDs to destroy them, not to add data to them *

[serebii666]

*recieves silicon ashes*

*inserts facebook*

[dragonshardz]

*receives a new job opening at a local store*

*inserts copy of application for new job opening*

(the story behind this is that someone I know made a post on his Wall calling his boss various & sundry names and got fired for it via Facebook*

[joelyboy911]

*receives job offer*

*Inserts: "whats the pay?"*

[thomil]

*receives cold stare*

*inserts unemployment benefit*

[Nardo69]

*receives depression*

*inserts fukitol*

[dragonshardz]

*receives massive income from Fukitol profits*

*inserts income tax*

[metarvo]

*Receives income tax refund* 

*Inserts income tax refund check*

[carkid1998]

* Recieves big approved stamp*

* Inserts anti stamp stuff*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives the "e" off the sign marking the local "Post Offic  "

* inserts the "o" off the sign marking the local "P st Offic "

[serebii666]

*recieves x*

Attention: Really Random Change of Direction (RRCoD) coming up ahead >--< In other news, Pandas have overun the Forbidden Palace; President Obakodev of the Republic of Grenanda had annouced that September 21 will mark the begining of Chocolate week; Venice, Italy has asked the Italian government to help with the ongoing lack of land transit routes in the city, says a citizen "I bought a new BMW only to realize there were no roads in this city!"; Libraries all across the Country have reported a drop in traffic citing "It's beacuse of that stupid Internet"...
*inserts sweatshop worker*