The "Corrupt A Wish"-Game

peter007 · April 17, 2011, 10:59:50 AM

Granted, but with only 6 (C+ marks) you can't find a job. So your at home unemployed.

I wish I could sit on the moon

mave94 · April 17, 2011, 11:17:43 AM

Granted, but there´s nobody else on the moon.

I wish my stolen bike could be back...

WC_EEND · April 17, 2011, 11:30:05 AM

Granted, however the weels were not returned.

I wish public transport had less frequent delays.

MandelSoft · April 17, 2011, 02:02:40 PM

Granted! Now it only has long delays when you really don't need it.

I wish I had a spaceship.

Terring7 · April 17, 2011, 02:16:48 PM

Granted! Oops! I forgot the fuels

I wish i had a pizza

wwecruz · April 17, 2011, 02:23:56 PM

Granted! It went bad two years ago.

I wish I had seventeen hands and no feet.

MandelSoft · April 17, 2011, 02:35:38 PM

Granted! All hands are mounted on the same arm...

I wish I had fuel for my spaceship I wished for three post ago.

WC_EEND · April 17, 2011, 03:48:10 PM

Granted, however there was a fuel leak in the spaceship, so all the fuel was lost before takeoff.

I wish I had a fully functioning Boeing 757 with RB211's on the wings.

Risu · April 17, 2011, 04:53:02 PM

Quote from: WC_EEND on April 17, 2011, 03:48:10 PM
Granted, however there was a fuel leak in the spaceship, so all the fuel was lost before takeoff.

I wish I had a fully functioning Boeing 757 with RB211's on the wings.

Granted! But you don't know how to pilot it.

I wish for more wishes.

GDO29Anagram · April 17, 2011, 05:07:10 PM

Granted. Oop-- They expired three months ago.

I wish I had a Frisbee; I used my last one in a vending machine.

Risu · April 17, 2011, 07:22:29 PM

Granted. No corruption here. (Why do you even want one?)

I wish I were strong/smart enough to survive after the end of the world.

MandelSoft · April 17, 2011, 11:16:45 PM

Granted! Now you life is about 5 billion years long. Have fun with overcoming your boredom in the last 3-4 billion years!

I wish I lived in my SimCity Schellingen-Stadt...

mave94 · April 17, 2011, 11:25:45 PM

Granted, but you can´t speak to the other people...

I wish a flying car!

WC_EEND · April 18, 2011, 04:54:02 AM

Granted, however the fuel to run it has yet to be invented

I wish exams were abolished.

MandelSoft · April 18, 2011, 05:49:05 AM

Granted! But this prevents you to get your diploma.

I wish I had a copy from the 'real' Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy (written by Ford Prefect, the writer of the guide in the book series by Douglas Adams)...

mave94 · April 23, 2011, 04:27:49 AM

Granted! You've got a copy, but you can't read it...

I wish holiday was here

art128 · April 23, 2011, 05:40:16 AM

Granted! You're now o holiday.. But they stops in 1 hour....

I wish I had a better computer to run games at full power while recording with fraps xD

WC_EEND · April 23, 2011, 06:00:35 AM

Granted! However it is a windows PC which means it BSOD's every 5 minutes.

I wish I had one of those cute turrets from Portal 1/2

MandelSoft · April 23, 2011, 06:07:44 AM

Granted! And you know what? GlaDOS is included! So you have to deal with an evil computer too!

I wish I had a Portal Gun

Lowkee33 · April 23, 2011, 10:10:30 AM

Granted. While holstering, it went off on the floor, and now you fall forever.

I wish my mattress didnt keep sliding from the wall.

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