The "Corrupt A Wish"-Game

Exla357 · May 08, 2011, 02:04:29 PM

Granted. But the specs require a supercomputer the size of your house.

I wish my homework was done.

unit2981 · May 08, 2011, 03:59:19 PM

Granted, but that homework was part of your test review.... so yeah...

I wish I could fix my old mistakes

GDO29Anagram · May 08, 2011, 04:03:02 PM

Granted. Now you can't stop making new ones.

I wish I knew what to do today...

Risu · May 12, 2011, 01:01:43 AM

Granted, but you still don't have any motivation.

I wish I were awesome.

Exla357 · May 14, 2011, 08:02:19 PM

Granted. But now you live in a utopian society where everyone is equal and awesomeness is not needed, in fact it is frowned upon.
(Sorry for ripping off on your MD, Elias

)

I wish I knew how to BAT...

GDO29Anagram · May 14, 2011, 08:10:29 PM

Granted. However, your computer died.

Did this just turn into Brave New World or something?

Anyway, I wish I knew what to draw...

unit2981 · May 14, 2011, 09:10:13 PM

granted, however your hands got amputated in a car crash.

I wish I could control time

joelyboy911 · May 14, 2011, 11:49:56 PM

Granted, however you only have the power to slow it down.

I wish my history assignment was already finished.

Risu · May 17, 2011, 10:00:08 PM

Granted. But the answers don't cite the source, since it was completed magicly

I wish for a sandvich.

MandelSoft · May 17, 2011, 11:09:24 PM

Granted! However, you don't know what a sandvich is, so it could be anything, like a monster.

I wish I had a time machine (and not a clock, for that matter

)

Risu · May 18, 2011, 12:24:31 AM

Granted! Watch as you go back in time, getting younger and younger until you cease to exist altogether.

I wish I were better at SimCity.

kbieniu7 · May 18, 2011, 01:47:46 AM

Granted! Now you are much better at crashing it.

I wish the term of bringing book back to library hadn't passed 12 days ago.

MandelSoft · May 18, 2011, 04:58:18 AM

Granted! The term has now passed 120 days ago...

I wish I won $10 000 in a lottery

WC_EEND · May 18, 2011, 06:19:03 AM

granted, however, $9999,99 of that goes to taxes.

I wish games have the same release date over here as they do in the US

Exla357 · May 18, 2011, 03:07:13 PM

Granted. But the release dates are 2000 years into the future.

I wish my class hadn't bailed on me and given all the video to edit on the last day.

Risu · May 18, 2011, 05:21:46 PM

Granted! Now you have an even tougher assignment.... somehow.

I wish for pleasant dreams instead of nightmares.

MandelSoft · May 18, 2011, 11:19:44 PM

Granted! But because your dreams are so pleasant, you always wake up too late.

I wish for some fries and a hamburger

WC_EEND · May 19, 2011, 05:51:35 AM

granted, however you are now allergic to both

I wish I could play SC4 again

Risu · May 19, 2011, 05:59:41 PM

Granted! You now have vanilla SC4, no Rush Hour addon. Any CC you attempt to use will be incompatible. Enjoy!

I wish for this thread to be locked. (C'mon, I dare someone!!)

GDO29Anagram · May 19, 2011, 06:02:11 PM

Done. But it was promptly unlocked by another administrator, which is why I'm still here.

Now I wish for some root beer.