The SC4D Vending Machine

[Jmouse]

*Receives* litter bag containing used tube.

*Inserts* circus ticket.

[Nardo69]

*receives a very happy son*

*inserts a double-sized cotton candy*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves bouncing.... bouncing... boing!  Child who has magically overcome the restrictions of gravity.

* Inserts several explicitives......

[BarbyW]

* Receives smack from spouse

* Inserts handbag

[Rayden]

*Receives women's deadliest weapon
*Inserts licence to kill

[BarbarossaS]

*receives goldfinger*
*inserts bondgirl*

[SimGoober]

* Recieves the biggest smile ever, and many happy memories.

* Inserts eternal gratitude

[Pat]

LOL To much I will have to pass on this one but I couldn't resist in saying so lol 

[meinhosen]

hmm... judging on Pat's reply, I think the vending machine didn't think much of gratitude

*Receives nothing

*Inserts sour grapes

[Jmouse]

*Receives* glass of wine

*Inserts* cork from empty wine bottle

[SimGoober]

* Recieves empty wine bottle

* Inserts carbonated water

[metarvo]

*Receives 20-ounce Pepsi bottle*

*Inserts 100 pack of yellow Post-It notes*

[Rayden]

*Receives a Yellow Post-it on forehead
*Inserts the idiot who did it 

[Diggis]

*recieves Metarvo*

*inserts fukitol*

[metarvo]

*Receives SimGoober*

*Inserts Diggis*

[Rayden]

*Receives kiwi schnapps
*Inserts a headache

[BarbarossaS]

*receives CAT-scan*
*insert x-ray*

[Pat]

* Receives electrically charged Silvio

* Inserts burnt biscut

[SimGoober]

* Recieves country music.

* Inserts "Yee-Ha!"

[meinhosen]

*receives a Texan

*Inserts Texan